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<mag-revision> i reckon thats what m0ds is gonna do when he finnally grows up and gets a "real job"
<mag-revision> compose hold line music
<BOYD1981> i bet i'd like it
<Hotspotalmost16> yeah!
<mag-revision> in another 5 years we'll phone up a company and get put on hold and hear the theme tune to fatman

Submitted on 2004-05-26 10:27:31 by magintz [...]

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<BOYD1981> rog google something that you won't actually get a result for having sex with boyd
<Roger> 'something that you won't actually get a result for having sex with boyd': http://home.teleport.com/~packham/children.htm
<veryweirdguy> 'children' lol

Submitted on 2004-06-01 10:53:53 by Anonymous

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<Davy_Malay> I'm wanting to get into giving golden showers to perverts. I mean, it sounds as easy as, and there's loads of perverts in the world who'd like to be pissed on by a skinny ginger guy, right?
<Tier> ...
<PiXi^^> ...
<PiXi^^> ^^
<Davy_Malay> What?

Submitted on 2004-06-06 09:37:45 by Eggie [...]

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<RobertEric> BOYD1981 is responsible for global warming, terrorism, the 9/11 attack, coorperate down-sizing, the Enron incident, and America.
<RobertEric> Damn you, BOYD1981

Submitted on 2004-06-06 14:16:47 by Anonymous

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<A|G|A> 	Re: Brittens (Reunion) date
<A|G|A> « Reply #85 on: Thu 13 May 17:35:19 »	Reply with quote | Modify | Remove | Split Topic  	
<A|G|A> Euro-Brittens!
<A|G|A> Hope you can make it, N3T.
<A|G|A> Okay, so we're looking at cj dates 25th-27th. Now I have to ring the campsite and check that they're okay with us going back there.
<A|G|A> -all the unnecessary crap
<Tier_SWG> like you?
* A|G|A sets mode: +b *!*@frithfam.demon.co.uk
* Tier_SWG was kicked by A|G|A (you'll learn!)

Submitted on 2004-06-08 09:42:36 by Anonymous

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<magintz> <RobertEric> And when I meet a woman, "Want to have sex?" - But arent you a married man?
<RobertEric> Yes
<magintz> With a kid?
<RobertEric> Yes
<magintz> oh
<magintz> thats ok then
<Obi-Leo> its one of those open marrages
<RobertEric> Adultery is practiced by adults
<magintz> omg.... i'm an adult
<magintz> wowo
<magintz> adultery here i come
* magintz waits paitently
<magintz> is it meant to come naturally like gas, or do i have to do something?

Submitted on 2004-06-08 17:56:56 by Anonymous

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<Obi-Leo> i'm off to bed now
<Obi-Leo> night
<releasethefrogs> good night
<Mutt>	Good night releasethefrogs
<releasethefrogs> no, good night, Obi-Leo

Submitted on 2004-06-10 18:20:29 by rtf [...]

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<[Sully]> I'm sorry... I can't give them to you.
<[Sully]> I don't have a dex-drive.
<BOYD1981> a sex-drive?
<[Sully]> oh, I have one of those...
<EldKatt> neither do I. I use ePSXe too.
<[Sully]> But not a Dex-Drive.
<BOYD1981> i have a sex-drive, i've just never taken it out of neutral
<[Sully]> wait a sex...
<[Sully]> *sec
<[Sully]> dammit boyd, you've permeated my skull with your filth talk!

Submitted on 2004-06-11 12:44:33 by Anonymous

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<releasethefrogs>N-)
<Peter_Thomas>:)
<OsUltimo>--> /o/ 8===3
<releasethefrogs>/o/ /o/
<releasethefrogs>tye fighters :p
<OsUltimo>|o|
<evil1359>     o
<evil1359>Death star
<OsUltimo>X-
<evil1359>from a distance
<OsUltimo>X-Wing :P
<OsUltimo>no, thats a moon
<releasethefrogs> ( c : )>
<releasethefrogs> mowhawk
<OsUltimo> wouldn't a mohawk be: =(:)>
<Peter_Thomas> argh! faces with symbols
<Peter_Thomas> can take it no longer
<Peter_Thomas> explodes
<evil1359>D:
<Peter_Thomas>:|
<evil1359>scoops up thomas's remains Peter_Thomas* 's mother beats evil to a pulp for trying to eat her son.
<Peter_Thomas>woo-hoo.
<Peter_Thomas>now THAT is a good line.
 Peter_Thomas is now known as Religious_Pete
Religious_Pete*raises Peter_Thomas from the dead
releasethefrogs* wishes he hadn't closed the window
<Religious_Pete:O
<Religious_Peteyou closed the window?
<Religious_Petehow dare you!
<OsUltimo> :o
<releasethefrogs> feels ashamed
<OsUltimo> GOD DAMN YOU RTF!!!
<releasethefrogs>I had to fix a javascript bug! :/
<Religious_Pete>suuuuuuuuuuuuure.
<Religious_Pete>that's what they ALL say....
<Religious_Pete>but they really go off to read a dirty magazine.
=-=releasethefrogs is now known as unfaithful
Religious_Pete*condemns dirty magazines
<OsUltimo>bangs pete...
<Arasan>I was gonna go to bed.
<Arasan>haha
<unfaithful>bed is good
<unfaithful>i like bed
<Religious_Pete>bed is GRAND
<unfaithful>bed is squishy
<Religious_Pete>mine isn't
<Religious_Pete>:(
<unfaithful>some bed is squishy
<Religious_Pete>  mine is just...... like a non-squishy bed
<unfaithful>my sister's bed is squishy
<Religious_Pete>my pillow is squishy
<unfaithful>mine is more boingy than squishy
<Religious_Pete>steals rtf's sister's bed.
<Religious_Pete>:O!
<Religious_Pete>BOINGY!
=-=unfaithful is now known as releasethefrogs
<Religious_Pete>I love boinging.
<Religious_Pete>boings Os.

Submitted on 2004-06-12 01:15:38 by rtf [...]

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<OsUltimo> http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004271117,00.html
<OsUltimo> god damn... what a lucky little bastard >:(
<Al_Ninio> Oh my fucking god.
<Al_Ninio> I guess she likes little people.
<Al_Ninio> First Tom Cruise, now this.

Submitted on 2004-06-13 22:14:38 by LordHart [...]

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<BOYD1981> is roger still giving ops to people that say "roger you smell" ?
<Hamled> RE needs to learn about order or operations
<Iqu> i normally can't afford taxis, unless i'm superbly drunk, at which point i normally walk back home
<Hamled> roger you smell
* Hamled was kicked by Roger (No, YOU smell!)

Submitted on 2004-06-14 22:07:07 by BOYD1981 [...]

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<Hotspot|SWGGGGG>	Id fuck yufster ¬_¬

Submitted on 2004-06-16 12:02:35 by Anonymous

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<Ravey[Website]> How long, handjob or no?
<OsBlue> i got no idea...
<Ravey[Website]> lol
* OsBlue choose one
<OsBlue> now... which did i choose?

Submitted on 2004-06-16 12:06:19 by Ravey [...]

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<Arasan> What do you feel.. defines.. well designed?
<Al_Ninio> Story and puzzles?
<Arasan> Right, but clarify a little.
<Al_Ninio> Good story and puzzles?

Submitted on 2004-06-16 21:22:44 by TerranRich [...]

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<Hotspot|SWG> I'd fuck m0ds ¬_¬

Submitted on 2004-06-17 17:17:18 by Anonymous

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<OsUltimo> boyd, do you like my bot?!!?!?! :D
<OsUltimo> look, its got a google search :D
* BOYD1981 slaps pwsebot around a bit with a large penis
<OsUltimo> :o
<OsUltimo> poor pwsebot
<BOYD1981> >:D
<OsUltimo> pwsebot, google defense
<pwsebot> Google Results: 1: http
<OsUltimo> :|
<OsUltimo> um
<BOYD1981> wow
* BOYD1981 goes to the site

Submitted on 2004-06-18 10:54:09 by Anonymous

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<[blackbird]> wait i have an idea...
<[blackbird]> how do i send it too you?
<Avarice> umm dcc?
<[blackbird]> aint got it
<[blackbird]> msn??
<Al_Ninio> ...
<Al_Ninio> That was silly.

Submitted on 2004-06-23 11:50:19 by Inkoddi [...]

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<Vel> who wants to hear the dumbest joke ever?
<Al_Ninio> We know you already.
<Vel> the SECOND dumbest joke ever.

Submitted on 2004-06-23 12:07:52 by Vel [...]

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<nightquest2> you suck roger
* nightquest2 was kicked by Roger (No, YOU suck!)
<scotch|JS> n00b!
<Petteri-> Heh
<Melia> heh
* nightquest2 has joined #ags
<Melia> It's safer to tell roger he smells.
<nightquest2> yeah
<nightquest2> you smell roger
* nightquest2 was kicked by Roger (No, YOU smell!)
<scotch|JS> :D
* nightquest2 has joined #ags
<Petteri-> Haha!
<Melia> Night, you make me pee.

Submitted on 2004-06-24 05:03:40 by Anonymous

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<Haddas> sheep fucker=Schafbumser
<Hotspot16> AGA

Submitted on 2004-06-24 09:53:06 by TerranRich [...]

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<Al_Ninio> rog google Haddas' sister naked, she's hot.
<BOYD1981> yeh
<|Alky|> heh, show me a picture ^_^
<Haddas> http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v86/Haddas/Myhome/MeHappy.jpg
<|Alky|> omg, he's hot..
<|Alky|> I mean she..

Submitted on 2004-06-28 11:20:44 by Haddas [...]

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<Haddas> I must try it with Mozilla
<Haddas> www.suprnova.com
<Haddas> *click*
<Haddas> damn
<Haddas> www.suprnova.org
<Haddas> damn
<Haddas> *click*
*** OsUltimo has been kicked from #ags by RobertEric (Spamming)

Submitted on 2004-06-28 11:27:25 by Haddas [...]

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<agsbot> obi is talking to himself again
<Obi-Leo> no I'm not
<Obi-Leo> if I were I'd pm myself

Submitted on 2004-06-28 17:17:10 by Inkoddi [...]

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(abridged version)
<Hotspot|SWG> so how do I uninstall drivers in ME?
<Vel> unplug the power supply cord
<Hotspot|SWG> drivers you nob not drives
<Hotspot|SWG> there isnt even a device manager on ME -_-
<Hotspot|SWG> cant I get a straight answer here -_-
<terranRICH> ME sucks
<Hotspot|SWG> not 'get something other then ME, HRHRHRH!!! <OsUltimo> terran, you forgot the / :P

Submitted on 2004-06-29 11:08:05 by TerranRich [...]

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<ObiHALO> I want to buy a cylon helmet with the red eye!
<OsUltimo> we all do obi... we all do

Submitted on 2004-06-29 12:52:08 by |Alky| [...]

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<Haddas> http://papayou.com/je_suis_cassidain/rire/2/calanques29.jpg XD
<OsUltimo> XD
<OsUltimo> snowman porn!
<OsUltimo> thats pretty sad when a snowman is getting more action than me >:|

Submitted on 2004-06-29 12:53:47 by Anonymous

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<BOYD1981> there are people i do want to kill, and people i don't want to kill
<BOYD1981> the ration is probably like 1:200000000
<Spulaser> Which one I am.
<BOYD1981> well, you're kind of in the "leave him for dead" category

Submitted on 2004-06-29 13:03:57 by |Alky| [...]

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<[Alky]> Everybody who has MSN, set your thing to 'out to lunch'.. I'm trying to break the system.. 
<Hotspot16> alky: O-o
<Petteri-> :D
<OsKittenKill> alk, thats kinda odd
<[Alky]> C'mon ^_^ 
<OsKittenKill> does that include trillian users?
<[Alky]> yeah, I guess.. 
<Iqu> does this mean i actually have to connect to msn?
<[Alky]> do it, and tell everyone else to do the same.. 
<[Alky]> Well, I don't know.. 
<Obi-Leo> be silent you....
<[Alky]> I thought it was going to be a swift, instant revolution.. 
<Obi-Leo> silence!
<Hotspot16> O_o
<Hotspot16> freak
<Hotspot16> CRAZY FREAK
<OsKittenKill> okay, alk is drugged up
* Hotspot16 points at alky
<Hotspot16> HIm THERE FREAK!
<SSH_> why would it break msn ifmn everyone was out to lunch?
<Obi-Leo> the powers invested by me I name you a pedo
<[Alky]> Counter-revolutionaries O_o 
<[Alky]> Facists o_O 
<[Alky]> Lunch-skippers O_o

Submitted on 2004-06-29 14:37:49 by |Alky| [...]

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<SSH_> why don't they provite free hentai on the NHS, thats what i want to know

Submitted on 2004-06-29 14:58:09 by |Alky| [...]

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<Haddas>	heh, you never find a good picture of a penis when you need one

Submitted on 2004-06-29 15:04:50 by SSH [...]

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<scotch> :/ I've said to them I'll get rid of some of the people in there for a long time.. I think I'd have to ban half of the channel to make it sensible again though...

Submitted on 2004-06-29 16:33:11 by anti-aga

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<scotch> this is the new #ags, where pant reaching is not allowed.

Submitted on 2004-06-29 19:39:51 by |Alky| [...]

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<scotchsleep> I can't sleep while awesome is going on.

Submitted on 2004-06-29 20:39:41 by |Alky| [...]

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<Pesty> I am so clever.
<DGMacphee> ZVarily
<DGMacphee> Err Verily
<Pesty> I like ZVarily better.
<[eric]> ZVarily adds Z depth
<DGMacphee> Blender doesn't have ZVarily cause it sucks

Submitted on 2004-06-30 03:34:11 by Mr Sunshine

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<DGMacphee> Hey, does everyone thing AGA is gay?
<[eric]> Yeh, he has to be gay... or a sheepfucker.
<scotch> I can prove that he's gay... I SUCK HIS COCK!!!
<[eric]> We all know that... oh, you're doing it again!
* scotch sucks AGA's cock!
<scotch> ^_^

Submitted on 2004-06-30 19:57:55 by Anonymous

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<LGM> Well kids, I gotta "Go Crazy" with my mom

Submitted on 2004-07-02 14:07:58 by |Alky| [...]

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<|Alky|> Say funny stuff... I need to overtake magintz ^_^ 
<Al_Ninio> Funny stuff.
* |Alky| giggles

Submitted on 2004-07-02 14:09:56 by |Alky| [...]

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<Ginny> welcome
<[blackbird]> hey everybody
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Submitted on 2004-07-03 08:56:34 by Blackbird [...]

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<Iqu> he's old skool
<Iqu> you're new skool
<Iqu> I'm pre-school
<Haddas> I'm high-school ^_^/

Submitted on 2004-07-05 12:44:36 by Eggie [...]

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<Alpha^Tanker> I am in a nightmare
<[Dart]> You ARE a nightmare.
<Al_Ninio> 1-0, Dart.

Submitted on 2004-07-06 08:41:51 by |Alky| [...]

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(Abridged)
<Iqu> still reading every other line, vel? 
<Al_Ninio>  still reading every other line, vel?
<Vel> no iqu
<Vel> no al
<Iqu> [18:53] <chicken|away> byebye all 
<Iqu> [18:53] <Vel> hi chicken 
<Vel> [20:49] <chicken|away> lo vel
<Vel> I read only the vel lines
*** |Alky| (~trillian@ACBE9A12.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #ags
<|Alky|> Hello
<Vel> Heya Alk
<Iqu> hey mr music 
<|Alky|> ^_^
<Iqu> or is that sorted now? 
<|Alky|> I'm not doing music..
<Vel> it is iqu
<Iqu> [18:58] <Vel> I read only the vel lines 
<|Alky|> I'm filling the 'sit in the corner and be emo' role..
<|Alky|> ^_^
<|Alky|> put that in the quotefile..

Submitted on 2004-07-06 14:06:38 by Renal Shutdown [...]

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<Iqu> i think i worsened her net connection in an attempt to fix it yesterday
---some time later----
[21:38] * Yufster has joined #ags
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[21:44] <Yufster> Iqu, do you want to fix my computer again some more?
[21:44] <Gin|AGSing> rofl

Submitted on 2004-07-06 15:00:53 by Ginny [...]

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*** zor_ (~Zor@196.25.25.36) has joined channel #ags
<zor_> al ninio's an op?
<zor_> coo
<zor_> l
*** zor_ has left #ags

Submitted on 2004-07-08 03:13:32 by Renal Shutdown [...]

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<Phille> Ginny: who are you?
<Hotspot16> O_o
<Al_Ninio> That girl looking at your window.
<Hotspot16> she is Ginny
<Hotspot16> and OMG SHE IS BEHIND YOU
<Eggie> *flash of lightning
<Eggie> OMG she's gone!
<Al_Ninio> It was the butler all along.
<Eggie> DUN DUN DUUURRRN
<Iqu> he has a butler too?
<Eggie> Sorry, stuck in radioplay mode
<Ginny|work> XD

Submitted on 2004-07-08 07:28:52 by Ginny [...]

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<Vel> its 14
<Iqu> what? my iq?

Submitted on 2004-07-08 07:35:53 by Ginny [...]

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* Al_Ninio poles alky
<Al_Ninio> ER
<Al_Ninio> POKES
* Al_Ninio hides
<Ginny|work> poles.. ouch
<Phille> poles?
<|Alky|> poles?
<|Alky|> eep x_x
<Al_Ninio> ...
<Ginny|work> I saw someone who was shishkebabed on a pole once on Ripleys
<Ginny|work> and lived too
<Hotspot16> I saw that Ginny :d
<Phille> food :)
<Phille> brb
<Hotspot16> <Ginny|work> I saw someone who was shishkebabed on a pole once on Ripleys
<Hotspot16> <Phille> food :)
<Hotspot16> :o

Submitted on 2004-07-08 07:39:25 by Ginny [...]

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* poorks`zzzzzzzz is now known as poorkie`
<Ginny> hello hindersh
<Ginny> hello poorkie
<Ginny> at last
<Ginny> I think
<Ginny> :P
<Hindersh> ginneh
<poorkie`> hellu
* poorkie` has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
<Ginny> awesome

Submitted on 2004-07-08 07:42:33 by Ginny [...]

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<poorkie> I woke up 13:37
<poorkie> I ares leet..
<poorkie> ^______^

Submitted on 2004-07-08 07:46:16 by Ginny [...]

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<Philip> is there any easy way of making the screen shake alittle?
<Fuzzpilz> hit it with your hand ;)
<Vel> yes
<Vel> ShakeScreen
<Fuzzpilz> or that

Submitted on 2004-07-08 08:37:52 by Ginny [...]

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* Dragon_G is now known as God_almighty
<Al_Ninio> VERY.
* God_almighty stops
<zor|status_anon> god_almighty is a guy at my school...
<Hotspot16> ._.
<God_almighty> roger tell Flippy_D Nobody likes you, everybody hates you, cuz you eat worms. Felling deja-vu-ish?
<Roger> Ok God_almighty, I'll tell Flippy_D that when I next see them or any of their aliases. (Set for authed user 'flippy_d')
* God_almighty is now known as Ginny
<Ginny> I just had to :D
<Hotspot16> roger tell Flippy_D incase you are wondering that wasn't Ginny... honest
<Roger> Ok Hotspot16, I'll tell Flippy_D that when I next see them or any of their aliases. (Set for authed user 'flippy_d')
<Ginny> XD

Submitted on 2004-07-08 14:03:10 by -SECRET-XD