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Steven Herzweilg, the space mailman.

Did you show her your Jazz Jackrabbit that came out of the desert? Was it Phantasmaorgia?...Lol change your nick to F1 so we can say that you Pole Positoned her.

Make the player character have to use verbs on the target in the right order. Something like, push-talk-push-talk-talk-kick-talk-push-push-use matches-use fire extinguisher. Or something similar.

Player has to change his voice, call the target while impersonating a doctor, and tell the target that his/her mother/father had an accident. Or you have to talk to the target first, to find out the whereabouts of the target's mother/fatger.

Ask the target to help you lift something really heavy. 7 times in a row. Maybe he'll get tired and go home.

Pick a nerdy-looking target. Apply physical violence.

Release a rumor into the crowd, stating that you have a contagious sickness of some kind. Watch as the one of the guests thinks he caught it and goes home.

Whack a target with a showel (sideways) and just tie him up a tree. Then come and rescue him, and send him home to rest.

Call your friend at the car depot, to come by with a tow truck and take somebody's car away. That person will not be in a party mood anymore.
Introduce a wild looking (but actually tamed) beast to the party and try to scare some off.

Turn on the tv, make all the guys attention permanently attached to it. Watch as the girls leave.

Ask a female target an un-moral proposition. Yes, you "drink" one in your face, but she'll leave the place promptly.

I heard a story abou a guy in the army once. Something like...

He's alligning the cannon with the wheels and levers for about 5 minutes, while his comrades are watching him. He adjusts it by the book, then goes to try a test shot. The shot misses the mark by a significant margin. He goes back to align the cannon again. He reads the instructions carefully again, adjusts the wheels and levers. He goes for another test shot. The shot misses again. He's stumped now.

He goes back. Adjusts the cannon. Shoots. Misses. OK, he's irritated now.

He goes back. Adjusts the cannon. Shoots. Misses. Mad.

He goes back. Adjusts the cannon. Shoots. Misses. Fuming.

And all the while his comrades laugh and make funny comments.

He goes for another test shot...and one of his comrades goes to the wheels and the levers and turn and pulls a few at random so the guy doesn't notice. =D

Or the famous whisper thing...

A few friends gather and talk. One person whispers something in the ear of another. They both start laughing and pointing fingers at the poor target. The second one whispers something to the first person and they start laughing again. The target is suspicious and mad. He doesn't know what they are whispering about.

Actually they don't whisper about anything at all. They just make fun of the guy for no reason.

Alternativelly you could use the poke routine. The target is working, and you just keep anoying him while he's occupied untill he explodes.

Sorry for the bad English, I hope you catch my mean-ing. =D

Pa dje me nadje, jebote patak hahahaha pozdrav iz Osijeka!
Edit: looks like I found a person from Croatia. Sorry for the local language.

And if you call now 0900 666 333 2121 you get two, yes two, not one, non-funcional vacuum cleaners! Lol, I think I'm straying off the topic here, sorry.

I do bacgrounds on paper, just the main lines, scan them, use mspaint to trace it, load the images into gimp, get rid of the garbage in a few clicks, and then I have a nice looking background to work with. =D

Why not? I think that the game should start from the twentieth episode at least and then work it's way around =D and you should also sell action figures packed with the game plus the game should only support win 3.1 and dos so anyone can play it! And have anoying nag screens and multiple loading times before you get to the main menu. And also only one save slot! Can't make a game without that! =D And some unnerving midi music that you can't turn off, to complete the feeling. There it is: my secret recipee for making great games!

Ah, yes; Serpent claw attack of the Mysterious droids Power sword of Mega serenity X gaiden bikini babes Tits of supreme ass Turbo diesel TDI Blast magic of Black ghost space saga VIII commando Alpha Ex of Hellfire shield 3D DX Trilogy =D

Blue Sunshine?
Rivers of Nanma?
The Spirit of Imagination?
The long road?
Beckoning?
Handfull of stars?
Magic Moonlight?
or my favorite: Serpent claw attack of the Mysterious droids Power sword of Mega serenity X gaiden. =D
Or ScaotMdPsoMsXg for short.

Adventure Game Studio - Just for the clicks of it!

Yeah, you're probably right, I am just plain lazy =D

When a man goes beserk, and shoots people at school, they can't blame AGS for it.

I was looking at the RAT and Offer your services thread, and I think that maybe they should be split into seperate threads for music, graphics, scripting, etc; so it would be easier to find what you need,. As it stans, listing throgh over ten pages IMO is quite tedious. Or am I just lazy? =D Note: RAT is only 2 pages long (just checked), but OYS is 'bout 12. (sorry for no line-breaks, Opera mini doesn't support them)

I think is all about beliving in God. If you belive in Him you will obey His laws. And he clearly stated that killing anybody is not permited.

Jimmy and the Boxers

As it seems, I think I should post something here too.

Well people, I'll let you all in a little secret Paul is keeping from you all. TCAN will have theese features also:

-98057 different rooms, all hand-drawn
-47 different endings
-38 playable characters
-a 3d, online, multiplayer, doom-style, mini-game featuring advanced shading via directX 16 with shaders and realistic looking water.
-a grid based inventory with magic weapons and potions like Diablo
-a random level generator
-physics engine with ragg-doll effects on every hotspot and inventory item
-random taxmen appearing out of thin air
-adventure related permanent death, so when you do something wrong and die, the game will erase your saves, the game itself, windows, and overclock your CPU untill it explodes
-a palette of 143 gazillion colours
-and we are also thinking of porting it to J2me platform so we can play it on your tiny mobile screen

Minimum system requirements are just:
  -34.5 octo-core processor
  -4 TB ram
  -six fingers on each hand as the game is playable wit two mouses/mices? in each hand simultaniuosly
  -580X speed Blu-ray drive
  -new nVidia GeForce 300098 ST turbo-diesel mega power unreal graphic card
  -a new title: Angel Sword of Mysterious Cavern Mega-robot X devotion and apathy

All this will be implemented until tomorrow morning and we will still have enough time left to make ourselves a warm cup of tea.

Beat that other AGS game developers!

And yes, I'm not kidding =D, Honestly! Cross my french potatoes and hope to fry.

<James DiGrizz looks ashamed> Oh, looks like I didn't read the fine print at truly free books. My bad. Well, maybe others, unlike myself, will have a higher moral standard, reagarding the lending of theese aforementioned books. I apologize.

If you are an sf&f fan, google Baen free library for some free books and also check out truly free books for a broader range of genders. Hope it helps.

How about an equalizer? I think that people would find that useful.