Dear adventurers!
I thought I'd never manage to get past that tricky test of yours. But here I am, venturing into the world of the Internet as seen in the year 2014 and saying hi from my very first stop.
Who am I and where did I come from?
The honest answer is: I don't know. The more pragmatic answer is: I go under the username of "Spacetime Monkey" and am contacting you from the year 2054.
But how? Isn't time-travel impossible?
That is cute. Is that what you thought back then? Seriously though, information transmission is in fact very possible. I haven't got a clue about the technical aspects of it, but I know the hardest part of time-traveling is being granted permission to do it. I am not completely sure how I received one, but I can now watch the Internet from the past unfold before my very eyes and even contribute text data to it. I could even send you a text monkey if you want me to.
So, how did I get here?
You mean how I got past that forum admission test? It was very difficult. There seems to be 25.194.240 ways to solve the test, and only two of them will let you go through. Most of the questions were sensible and funny, but I still don't understand why calling someone "an epileptic monkey" should be unacceptable. I think it is funny and cute, and pointing it out to someone might make them realize their drawing hand is really shaky and that they might want to work on it. Or was it because of the grammatically unacceptable multiple exclamation marks!!! That would make more sense. Anyway, I passed it in the end and I have to say, if all of you passed it as well, this forum is full of really intelligent monkeys. But that doesn't really answer the question of how I got here, does it?
Do you have more questions to ask? Of course you do.
Are there aliens among us?
Will I get a hoverboard in the future?
Who has taken over the world?
Tough, I'm not allowed to answer to any of those questions. But you can ask me all sorts of other questions to which I probably won't know the answer either. But feel free to try.
Spacetime Monkey
I thought I'd never manage to get past that tricky test of yours. But here I am, venturing into the world of the Internet as seen in the year 2014 and saying hi from my very first stop.
Who am I and where did I come from?
The honest answer is: I don't know. The more pragmatic answer is: I go under the username of "Spacetime Monkey" and am contacting you from the year 2054.
But how? Isn't time-travel impossible?
That is cute. Is that what you thought back then? Seriously though, information transmission is in fact very possible. I haven't got a clue about the technical aspects of it, but I know the hardest part of time-traveling is being granted permission to do it. I am not completely sure how I received one, but I can now watch the Internet from the past unfold before my very eyes and even contribute text data to it. I could even send you a text monkey if you want me to.
So, how did I get here?
You mean how I got past that forum admission test? It was very difficult. There seems to be 25.194.240 ways to solve the test, and only two of them will let you go through. Most of the questions were sensible and funny, but I still don't understand why calling someone "an epileptic monkey" should be unacceptable. I think it is funny and cute, and pointing it out to someone might make them realize their drawing hand is really shaky and that they might want to work on it. Or was it because of the grammatically unacceptable multiple exclamation marks!!! That would make more sense. Anyway, I passed it in the end and I have to say, if all of you passed it as well, this forum is full of really intelligent monkeys. But that doesn't really answer the question of how I got here, does it?
Do you have more questions to ask? Of course you do.
Are there aliens among us?
Will I get a hoverboard in the future?
Who has taken over the world?
Tough, I'm not allowed to answer to any of those questions. But you can ask me all sorts of other questions to which I probably won't know the answer either. But feel free to try.
Spacetime Monkey