Sprite Jam - 9.21.05-9.28.05 - Winner annouced

aussie · Tue 27/09/2005 13:37:02

Behold my first ever sprite jam entry (200x95, 30 colors - about)

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She's an angry piratess.

Tuomas · Tue 27/09/2005 13:49:40

Think... have we ever seen a Sprite Jam with so much class. People sure know how to draw pirates. Huh, I bet those ladies have a great time sailing the seven seas all of them half naked and angryÃ,Â Ã,Â

Har Har. Too bad I can't take part, its too late and I'm busy

Floskfinger, I like the way you made your's look like Annie Haslam. At least in the early days of Renaissance... Of course I meam the band, what then?
http://www.progarchives.com/Progressive_rock_discography_CD.asp?cd_id=3021

Stefano · Tue 27/09/2005 17:29:51

This is an awesome Sprite Jam. I guess drawing hips and breasts makes more people willing to join the competition.

Well, I guess Cap. Carmen will just have to use her ol' leather wip on this crew's behinds, to make sure they won't stop pillaging and plundering because of broken nails and messed hairdos...

There's still time to join the crew! Hurry! The clock is ticking...
*tick* *tack* *tick* *tack* ...and the SeaPanties will be leaving shortly.
You don't want to miss a life of adventure as a pirate, do you? Hop in, then!

Krysis · Tue 27/09/2005 17:39:10

I thought we are supposed to draw female pirates, not porn stars.

Anyway, great job everyone. Too bad I wont win this week.

IM NOT TEH SPAM · Tue 27/09/2005 17:42:48

apparantly most people just ignored the "bulky, armed, hairy" suggestions and just went for "sexy"

Auusie, you're pirate girl looks more like a greek assasin lady working for a kingpin of crime who occasionally is brought back to life by a blind lawyer... but who am I to say?

Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens · Tue 27/09/2005 22:02:06

Now that all the drooling fanboys have had their way...

Griselda the Pirate is here to stay, in all her stark 32 color realism!

"I'd rather go to Davey Jones' Locker than cross Ol' Grizzie!" - Blackbeard
"Yeeeaaarr, she be a whole lotta woman...An' then some!" - Captain Kidd
"She sat on me once....ONCE." - First Mate Piscopo

aussie · Tue 27/09/2005 22:18:22

Quote from: King_Nipper on Tue 27/09/2005 17:42:48
Auusie, you're pirate girl looks more like a greek assasin lady working for a kingpin of crime who occasionally is brought back to life by a blind lawyer... but who am I to say?Ã,Â

You're reading too much into it.

Stefano · Tue 27/09/2005 22:34:21

Hhahaha! She looks a little bit like Michael Douglas.

Nikolas · Tue 27/09/2005 22:50:28

Giselda...

That name without the sprite, could really fool you. Great!

Mr_Frisby · Wed 28/09/2005 06:00:52

Mrs Prissy-Peg_Tooter,
She was drawn on a computer,
She's a pirate not a looter
and has a six gun for a hooter.

Floskfinger · Wed 28/09/2005 10:44:17

Quote from: Tuomas on Tue 27/09/2005 13:49:40
Floskfinger, I like the way you made your's look like Annie Haslam. At least in the early days of Renaissance... Of course I meam the band, what then?
http://www.progarchives.com/Progressive_rock_discography_CD.asp?cd_id=3021

I've never heard Renaissance nor have I seen Annie Haslam before. Maybe I should check them out (since I'm a prog geek)?

Tuomas · Wed 28/09/2005 15:46:16

Luckily those songs at the site linked above are two of the best they've got... to find them use the Renaissance link on the top...

Stefano · Fri 30/09/2005 15:33:25

Miss Carmen and I, are here today to anounce the winner. It was a tough call, and we think that at least 3 competitors - along with their respective piratess companion - deserved to win this match. Unfortunately, the rules say otherwise.

Cap. Carmen want to say a few word on the microphone, now. And since she's got a sword and is drunk, I better let her.

*applause**applause**applause**applause**gimme you phone number**Show us some skin!*
And the winner is...

Big Brother!!!!! And his nicely done vintage post card! Congratulations. Your chick is hot and all, but your coloring is the best. The pin-up pose was also a decisive feature in my choice. It's damn good so, that's why you won.

Congratulations and once again (

) the Sprite Jam is yours to lead.
Many thanks to all other contestants. You were great. I specially like ProgZMax and Mr_Frizby's entries.

And the SeaPanties set sails once again, into the far horizon...
*seagul sounds**ocean waves**salty smell*
*beautiful orange sunset*
*the frightening sound of Cap. Carmen's laughter*

big brother · Fri 30/09/2005 23:18:02

Wow! Thanks so much. Great competition and good entries all around.

Man, it'll be tough to invent rules that can hold a lantern to these!

aussie · Sat 01/10/2005 00:05:42

Congrats BB.

I say you make the next topic "cheerleader"!