AGS set to destroy Earth in 2040

[m0ds]

Well, almost. A space rock called AG5 is currently being determined as a threat.

http://www.space.com/14683-big-asteroid-2011-ag5-threat-earth.html

Some interesting years to come, when in theory we're going to see test deflections of asteroids culminating in, perhaps, an effort to alter the trajectory of asteroid AGS. What are your ideas, how would you solve this "puzzle"?

[Anian]

Time to build that big laser.

Humans have beeen shown to sort of ignore dangers and other influences too some degree, but think of the chaos that might come around if all the people around the world knew when the end was actually coming...madness

[Gudforby]

USE rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle WITH space rock

waaaait a minute...

[miguel]

I believe that we could organize field trips to remote locations, gather berries and maybe even plant some stuff. Finding a place in the shade and with water nearby would be great too. All people deciding to take their pets along would have to carry poop bags.
Barbecue meat and light drinks are a plus.

[Snarky]

Well, at least now we have a location for Mittens 2040! (140 m in diameter is enough space for 20 people, right?)

[Ghost]

We could send a small team of scientists to AG5. They, like, could start to DIG...

[Ali]

In 2041 we'll all be alive saying, "Hmm... I guess it MYST".

Ghost started it.

[Ghost]

Ghost started it.

Someone HAD to.

My bet is they'll find the FORGOTTEN ELEMENT on that rock.

[TomatoesInTheHead]

Nearly 30 years til its journey down is over, plenty of time for us to escape the barn, I mean, planet.

[Snake]

Come on, guys, this is serious shit. What's wrong with you? Do you all have tomatoes in the head or something??

THE END IS FUCKING NIGH!!

[deadsuperhero]

It's probably going to crash down at CJ's house.  :'(

[Stupot]

It'll probably crash in TUNGUSKA...

[NickyNyce]

It's not an Asteroid named AG5, it's a Mothership called Omega 1. It won't crash into Earth, but it will unleash a billion little green aliens that will take over the planet.

Hope this makes everyone feel a little better 

[Ghost]

but it will unleash a billion little green aliens that will take over the planet.

So Annie Asteroid is only a visitor?

[InCreator]

Asteroid? It's AG5, not AGS. How AGS is to blame:

I can imagine lead scientist in team who investigates. So, he has serious urge to play Ben Jordan and doesn't really pay attention to gravity calculations.
And then he accidentally....whole planet

So better be early to blame CJ and Grundislav.

[Gilbert]

AG5 is just the 1337 version of AGS.

[timofonic]

I would say...

MASSIVE REFACTORATION IS THE ONLY SOLUTION OR WE'LL ALL DIE!!!11111111

AG5 must be a mess, it needs some cleaning. Then we'll put it in orbit and nerds can live in a satellite