Blades of Passion: An Oceanspirit Dennis Adventure

ddq · Mon 30/08/2010 01:53:22

Blades of Passion: An Oceanspirit Dennis Adventure

Read an interview about the game.
Tell me what trophy you got at the end.

Join everyone's favorite spiky-haired androgyne once more on his epic quest to find his sexuality. In this installment, our hero has to deal with the threat of an explosive bologna sandwich in the mayor's motel room and survive an encounter with his sexy daughter. Will OSD resist her feminine charms or succumb to the temptation of heterosexuality? You decide!

Things:
-Freudian choice system, decide OSD's sexuality
-Voice acting all up in this bitch
-Two whole minigames and two whole rooms
-Author commentary
-Trophies at the end
-Actual gameplay

More things:
Left click: Interact, Right click: Look, deselect inventory item
Left and right arrow keys for a minigame
14.3 MB
320x200, 32 bit.

People:
Voice acting - Crimson Wizard, Drew Wellman, Igor Hardy, Kconan, and Vince Twelve
Graphics - Drew Wellman, with stuff by Ponch and ProgZmax, too
Music - Drew Wellman and Kevin MacLeod (Incompetech.com)
Beta testing - Kconan and Wonkyth
Being awesome - Everyone in Square Peniks
Game design, scripting, and the rest - Drew Wellman

Download Page

Download ZIP right now (for impatient types)

Download SOURCE (25.9MB RAR)

Oh hey, another website

LimpingFish · Mon 30/08/2010 02:37:10

O_O

I got bronze boobs.

Your blade of awesomeness has rent my mind in twain!

Igor Hardy · Mon 30/08/2010 02:47:25

I totally ignored Hansel's advice and got myself stuck for a good couple of minutes completely confused about what to do. But thanks to it I discovered a really neat saving throw.

In the end I got the both bronze endings and the boobs one felt more full somehow. Are the silver and gold ones different in terms of story?

Overall, it was a blast, especially the voice-acting and the scenes where it was perfectly synced to unfolding events. Great music and animations too. And an unique visual style of presenting it all.

kconan · Mon 30/08/2010 03:21:25

Yes!! I'm at work now, so I'll have to match wits with my favorite accented arch-nemesis later tonight.

Vince Twelve · Mon 30/08/2010 14:22:05

Finally! I was wondering what happened to this. Downloading!

Buckethead · Mon 30/08/2010 15:59:36

That was nice!

And I got a :

Spoiler

golden dong!

[close]

something I always wanted to put on my cabinet

Dualnames · Mon 30/08/2010 16:36:39

I rated, commented, and won the golden dick. A GAME WITH SUBTEXT AND PORN! And so memorable quotes!!

Well done mr Wellman!

Ponch · Mon 30/08/2010 20:12:29

Damn it! Why did I have to be a work today! If I had known this was coming out, I would have called in sick!

Stupid bosses and their "no downloading and playing games" policy!

- Ponch

discordance · Mon 30/08/2010 20:54:14

AW YES! And there goes my afternoon.

Igor Hardy · Mon 30/08/2010 21:53:37

Was it intentional that the Save, Load, Options and Quite buttons form together the word "SLOTH"?

Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens · Mon 30/08/2010 23:16:03

I won the golden boobs because I wisely listened to Batman.

Ponch · Tue 31/08/2010 20:12:45

Bronze Boobs. Also, i notice from the polls that no one has gotten silver anything. Is it actually possible to get silver boobs? Or is this some sort of unattainable carrot on a stick? (Perhaps the silver dong would work better with that metaphor).

Thanks for this game. I may have to get off my ass and finish OSD: Archipelago Adventures now.

- Ponch

ddq · Tue 31/08/2010 20:32:38

Time to answer questions. The trophy anatomy is based mainly on which ending you chose and somewhat on your dialog choices. Trophy color is directly related to the difficulty unless...

Spoiler

you lose the sex minigame. Then the color gets dropped a notch or two.

[close]

Originally, the player had to go into the options menu to change the difficulty from the default medium. Probably the reason most people get gold is because HOLY SHIT THEY'RE AWESOME.

Charity · Wed 01/09/2010 09:49:19

The woman talks like the evil unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn. If you read into that subtext you might have just beat my record for "Most Disturbing Sex Scene Starring Ocean Spirit Dennis." Bravo.

Ponch · Wed 01/09/2010 16:49:57

Quote from: ddq on Tue 31/08/2010 20:32:38
Time to answer questions. The trophy anatomy is based mainly on which ending you chose and somewhat on your dialog choices. Trophy color is directly related to the difficulty unless...
Spoiler
you lose the sex minigame. Then the color gets dropped a notch or two.
[close]
Originally, the player had to go into the options menu to change the difficulty from the default medium. Probably the reason most people get gold is because HOLY SHIT THEY'RE AWESOME.

So you're telling me that the reason I got the bronze trophy is because I'm bad at sex? This is terrible news, and not at all the sort of thing I expected to hear from an AGS game. But this is an OceanSpirit Dennis game we're talking about. So it must be true.

I have to go lie down for a bit.

- Ponch

Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens · Thu 02/09/2010 01:42:32

Well, your avatar is missing male bits...and is a cow rather than a bull.

THIS TELLS ME YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SEX IS.

NsMn · Thu 02/09/2010 10:59:43

I got the golden boobs for changing the difficulty level to I'M AWESOME just before the last action.

Igor Hardy · Thu 02/09/2010 11:04:33

Quote from: NsMn on Thu 02/09/2010 10:59:43
I got the golden boobs for changing the difficulty level to I'M AWESOME just before the last action.

That's some out of the box ~~cheating~~ thinking. Captain Kirk school.

Ponch · Thu 02/09/2010 17:02:13

Quote from: ProgZmax on Thu 02/09/2010 01:42:32
Well, your avatar is missing male bits...and is a cow rather than a bull.

THIS TELLS ME YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SEX IS.

While it's true that I've never known the sweet, sweet love of a cow, I'll have you know that I'm getting better at OSD lovin' all the time.

I think those results speak for themselves! So look out, AGS Ladies. Ponch is "runner up" quality and on the prowl. *tiger growl*

- Ponch

discordance · Fri 03/09/2010 21:06:48

Well I ended up with the Bronze Dong. This is mainly because something about the shape and colour of the girl's lips and the way they moved when she spoke drove all the heterosexuality from my body, and I picked those gay options as fast as I could. But then I put the sandwich in the fridge, but then I failed the sex game, so I guess my heart wasn't really in any of that. What I'm trying to say is that it was a fun game and a compelling addition to the Oceanspirit Dennis mythos, and that I recommend it to everyone with an interest in the series, and even to those still on the fence on the subject of its validity as a genuine artistic experiment.