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[22:00] <~Dualnames> all right
[22:00] <@bicilotti> Good evening everyone!
[22:01] <@bicilotti> And welcome to the long overdue post your picture thread!
[22:01] <@bicilotti> No, I mean, the long overdue AGS Awards 2011!!!!!!
[22:01] <@bicilotti> That evening were games are awarded prizes, jokes are made, fun is had!
[22:01] <@bicilotti> (via an AGS executable, where available)
[22:01] <@bicilotti> I will take a few seconds to describe the whole award-thing:
[22:02] <@bicilotti> most of the time, the channel will be in +m mode, which means only I and the announcers will have voice.
[22:02] <@bicilotti> When a winner is announced, mode will get -m and you all will be able to cheer the lucky developer who just won an award.
[22:02] <@bicilotti> mh, we could even test it.
[22:02] <@bicilotti> LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM!

[22:02] WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[22:02] SCREEEEEEE
[22:02] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAr
[22:02] DUALS IS A DICK
[22:02] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg
[22:02] POOOOO
[22:02] YAAAAAY
[22:02] MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
[22:02] aaaaah
[22:02] BAAAAAH
[22:02] yay
[22:02] GIANT PENS!
[22:02] NO THE BURNING IT BURNS
[22:02] OOOOH!
[22:02] RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
[22:02] wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[22:02] WOOTTOOTOTOTOTO
[22:02] woot
[22:02] huzzah
[22:03] wohoo

[22:03] <@bicilotti> ehehe, it seems it is working! You guys are great!
[22:03] <~Dualnames> one basic difference
[22:03] <~Dualnames> those using the irc client
[22:03] <~Dualnames> can talk to other people using the irc client thingie
[22:03] <~Dualnames> because i thought "let's make this a lagfest"
[22:03] <@bicilotti> we'll see!
[22:04] <@bicilotti> Let's start with the first award!
[22:04] <~Dualnames> nobody can see you but those using the AGS thingie you downloaded
[22:04] <@bicilotti> BEST SFX
[22:04] <@bicilotti> with NsMn
[22:04] <+NsMnAwards> Good evening friends
[22:05] <+NsMnAwards> Today, I have the honour to distribute the AGS award for best SFX.
[22:05] <+NsMnAwards> Give me a rousing cheer for our contestants....
[22:05] <+NsMnAwards> 1...
[22:05] <+NsMnAwards> Gemeini Rue!
[22:05] <+NsMnAwards> Gemini Rue, I mean.
[22:06] <+NsMnAwards> And, second - and sadly last, for this category....
[22:06] <@bicilotti> :(
[22:06] <@bicilotti> (bloody PHP errors)
[22:06] <+NsMnAwards> Egress - the test of STS-417!
[22:06] <+NsMnAwards> BE PREPARED FOR OUR WINNER
[22:06] <+NsMnAwards> *OPENS ENVELOPE*
[22:06] * @bicilotti prepares
[22:06] <+NsMnAwards> AND THIS YEAR'S AGS AWARDS WINNER FOR BEST SFX IS...
[22:07] <+NsMnAwards> *DRUM ROLL*
[22:07] <+NsMnAwards> ...."GEMINI RUE" BY THEJBURGER!

[22:07] yaaaay
[22:07] applause!
[22:07] Yay!
[22:07] wohoo!
[22:07] WOOOO!
[22:07] hurrah!
[22:07] hooray
[22:07] Yay!
[22:07] YAY
[22:07] YAY!
[22:07] yaay!
[22:07] hurray
[22:07] <+NsMnAwards> Congratulations!
[22:07] col
[22:07] wooooh!
[22:07] <@bicilotti> clap to death, fellows!
[22:07] Congrats! :D
[22:07] wayyyyy
[22:07] clapclapclap
[22:07] YEH
[22:07] YAY
[22:07] congratulations
[22:07] Gratz! :D
[22:07] congrat-rue-lations
[22:07] Ducks.
[22:07] clap
[22:07] wow
[22:07] LET'S GO GUYS : LOOK AT LEAST AT THE STAGE
[22:07] woop
[22:07] Hurrah!
[22:07] Quack quack.
[22:07] gratz!
[22:07] NO CLAPS
[22:07] ???
[22:07] yaaay
[22:07] "Yaay yay NsMn you're so hot"
[22:08] Hello mum!
[22:08] Gratz

[22:08] <@bicilotti> I am always so nervous during these ceremonies :)
[22:08] <@bicilotti> now for BEST DEMO, Tabata !
[22:08] <+Tabata> herei canz see
[22:09] <@bicilotti> xD
[22:09] <+Tabata> nominees are
[22:09] <+Tabata> city from numbers-boy ben
[22:09] <@bicilotti> (CCCIV)
[22:09] <+Tabata> he watches from helmet-boy WHAM
[22:10] <+Tabata> and Wretcher from Mr. make us shudder v. Drake
[22:10] <@bicilotti> eheh
[22:10] <+Tabata> ande the winner is ...
[22:10] * @bicilotti awaits
[22:10] <+Tabata> Wretcher - Congratz to mr. make us shudder v. Drake
[22:10] <+AlanDrake> tk you
[22:10] <~Dualnames> congratulations
[22:10] <+Tabata> aplau
[22:10] <+AlanDrake> :D
[22:11] <@bicilotti> congrats AlanDrake
[22:11] <@bicilotti> say something you are on eurovision!
[22:11] <+AlanDrake> thank you very m,uch
[22:11] <+AlanDrake> gentlemen
[22:11] <+AlanDrake> something
[22:11] <@bicilotti> , you too, alan!

[22:11] <@bicilotti> oh
[22:11] <@qptain_Nemo> hahahaha
[22:11] OMG
[22:11] <@bicilotti> fuck
[22:11] O_O
[22:11] lol
[22:11] <@qptain_Nemo> lulz
[22:11] <~Dualnames> somebody fucked that up
[22:11] Terrorists!
[22:11] <@bicilotti> CLAP
[22:11] yay crsh!
[22:11] <@bicilotti> CLAP NOW
[22:11] bravo
[22:11] there was an error in Chat.asc or something
[22:11] the brokenest awards ever
[22:11] :3
[22:11] hahaha
[22:11] <@bicilotti> alan won
[22:11] MORE
[22:11] YAAAAAAAY
[22:11] oh man
[22:12] lol
[22:12] Oh bicilotti you're so hot
[22:12] There it went
[22:12] <@bicilotti> thanks Inkoddi
[22:12] * @bicilotti hugs Inkoddi
[22:12] I think I am going to stick with the irc chat
[22:12] hey folks
[22:12] same
[22:12] that wa fun
[22:12] Well great
[22:12] grat

[22:12] <@AGA> Everyone who's getting disconnected by the AGS game client, please connect using mIRC or a similar IRC client: http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/acirc.htm
[22:12] <@bicilotti> remember it is 2012
[22:12] <@bicilotti> mayans, end of the world, etc.
[22:12] <@bicilotti> it is all a feature, not a bug
[22:13] <@bicilotti> I repeat, not a bug
[22:13] <~Dualnames> i get no disconnects except the substring one
[22:13] <~Dualnames> yeah we all did
[22:13] <@bicilotti> and now
[22:13] <~Dualnames> somebody typed something that he shouldn't have
[22:13] <~Dualnames> anyhow
[22:13] <@bicilotti> Dualnames, with BEST NPC
[22:14] <~Dualnames> this is working terribly for now
[22:14] <@bicilotti> it's the awards! Fun to be had, crashes to be expected!
[22:14] <@bicilotti> do your thing, duals!
[22:14] <~Dualnames> alright, apologies for all the inconvinience
[22:14] <~Dualnames> i am a bit ashamed for all that
[22:14] <~Dualnames> what's the award again?
[22:14] * @bicilotti pats Dualnames
[22:14] <@bicilotti> you will be sacrificed after the ceremony
[22:14] <@bicilotti> BEST NPC
[22:15] <~Dualnames> alright
[22:15] <~Dualnames> okay nominees are
[22:15] <~Dualnames> airwave
[22:16] <~Dualnames> Draculator II: long subtitle by Half-The-AGS-Community
[22:16] <~Dualnames> Gemini Rue by JBurger
[22:16] <@bicilotti> the better hald
[22:16] <@bicilotti> *f
[22:16] <~Dualnames> Space Quest: Vohaul Strikes Back by Team VSB
[22:16] <~Dualnames> and MOTHERFUCKING BARN RUNNER
[22:16] <~Dualnames> enough said, barn runner should have won
[22:16] <~Dualnames> alas ponch, it has not
[22:17] <@bicilotti> :((
[22:17] <~Dualnames> i apologize, the winner however is the amazing Space Quest: Vohaul Strikes Back
[22:17] <~Dualnames> so kudos!!!
[22:17] <@bicilotti> yay!

[22:17] Yay!
[22:17] yay
[22:17] Wooo!
[22:17] *clap *clap *clap
[22:17] YAAAY
[22:17] wooooooooooooooooo
[22:17] Woooo!
[22:17] yay!
[22:17] Holy shaving cream!!!
[22:17] YAY
[22:17] claps
[22:17] wiin
[22:17] wohoooo
[22:17] <@bicilotti> claps claps
[22:17] Rodney, I believed in you!
[22:17] Wow! Thankyou, friends :D
[22:17] clap clap
[22:17] I don't trust the claps any more
[22:17] <@bicilotti> deserved win
[22:17] clap.
[22:17] woohoo
[22:17] Delectable!
[22:17] Awesome :D
[22:17] clap.

[22:18] <+olzen> Thanks for all those who voted, and for all of you who supported us though the last 10 years
[22:18] <+olzen> You guys rock - this makes it all worth it :)
[22:18] <@bicilotti> :)
[22:18] <@bicilotti> more claps!

[22:18] game production
[22:18] woo \o/
[22:18] congratz!
[22:18] congrats!
[22:18] Congrats!
[22:18] <+olzen> Snarky: procrastination, mainly
[22:18] deserved victory!
[22:18] grats!
[22:18] congratz!
[22:18] Good Job!
[22:18] and putting up with olzen
[22:18] nvm
[22:18] :D
[22:18] pcj: Oh yeah. And that
[22:18] claps
[22:18] A/S/L

[22:19] <@bicilotti> asl asl you too, IamTEHsnake
[22:19] <@bicilotti> he just won something
[22:19] <@bicilotti> so here is haloa, with best Character Art!
[22:19] <+AlanDrake> ladies and gentlemen
[22:19] <@bicilotti> I mean, AlanDrake
[22:19] <+AlanDrake> let me present you the nominees
[22:20] <+AlanDrake> best character art
[22:20] * @bicilotti lets AlanDrake
[22:20] <+AlanDrake> the first entry is
[22:20] <+AlanDrake> Chance of the dead by Ghost
[22:20] * @bicilotti cheers
[22:20] <+AlanDrake> the second is...
[22:20] <+AlanDrake> Gemini Rue by TheJBurger
[22:20] <+AlanDrake> the next one...
[22:21] <+AlanDrake> King's Quest III Redux by AGS Interactive
[22:21] <+AlanDrake> *AGD
[22:21] <+AlanDrake> pardon
[22:21] <+AlanDrake> and the last nominee is
[22:21] <+AlanDrake> The unicated by Duzz
[22:21] <+AlanDrake> and now the winner...
[22:21] <+AlanDrake> be prepared
[22:22] <+AlanDrake> Gemini Rue by TheJBurger

[22:22] YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *crash*
[22:22] FACISTS!!!!!
[22:22] YAY!
[22:22] yaaaay
[22:22] Yeah!!!
[22:22] wohooo
[22:22] yay
[22:22] Hooray :)
[22:22] coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
[22:22] great game!
[22:22] Jammanarooo!
[22:22] Hurray!
[22:22] YEEEEEEEEAAAAHHH
[22:22] <@bicilotti> yes, in greece!
[22:22] woop
[22:22] clappy clap clap
[22:22] I am sensing a landslide
[22:22] gemini jew!
[22:22] YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!!
[22:22] baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman
[22:22] <+AlanDrake> well deserved
[22:22] Buy nothing! Buy Nothing !
[22:22] Whoop!
[22:22] *waves*
[22:22] *whistle*
[22:22] Gemeni Rules!
[22:22] danadanadana
[22:22] clap. clap. clap.
[22:22] <@bicilotti> bonus points for he or she who can crash it again
[22:22] <@bicilotti> it was like doom
[22:22] <@bicilotti> HELL YEAH FOR GEMINI
[22:22] <@bicilotti> clap
[22:22] Looks like it's very well-deserved! :)
[22:22] <@bicilotti> CLAP CLAP CLAP
[22:22] clap clap
[22:22] FAP FAP FAP
[22:22] crap crap
[22:23] woooo clappity clap!
[22:23] Oh, sorry. Clap, I mean
[22:23] :D
[22:23] Can we have a 30 second break? I need to get a beer!!!
[22:23] crash crash crash
[22:23] i feel a crash coming on
[22:23] he's got the clap!
[22:23] plom
[22:23] Mop mop mop
[22:23] Ooh! I need a beer too!
[22:23] <@bicilotti> fap?
[22:23] <@bicilotti> XD
[22:23] * @bicilotti faps

[22:23] <~Dualnames> I think JBurger is probably going a bit crazy
[22:23] <+AlanDrake> ahah
[22:23] <@bicilotti> a drink or two will do
[22:23] <~Dualnames> snake is getting some
[22:24] <~Dualnames> Carry on.
[22:24] <@bicilotti> for BEST PROGRAMMING, a lovely rascal, also pascal lover, mr. qptain_Nemo !
[22:24] <@bicilotti> yes, master
[22:24] <@qptain_Nemo> ahem
[22:24] <@qptain_Nemo> so
[22:24] <@qptain_Nemo> i'm very honoured to announce this nomination
[22:25] <@qptain_Nemo> as it highlights very much those who excelled at what Dualnames failed at with this awards game
[22:25] <@qptain_Nemo> just kidding
[22:25] * @bicilotti facepalms
[22:25] <@qptain_Nemo> he did well, sort of
[22:25] <~Dualnames> true words
[22:25] <@qptain_Nemo> so the nominees are
[22:25] <@qptain_Nemo> AGS ceremony 2010
[22:25] <@qptain_Nemo> (oh the irony!)
[22:25] <@qptain_Nemo> Cart Life
[22:26] <@bicilotti> :D\
[22:26] <@qptain_Nemo> Concurrence
[22:26] <@qptain_Nemo> Gemini Rue
[22:26] <@qptain_Nemo> King's Quest 3 Redux: To Heir Is Human
[22:27] <@qptain_Nemo> and with much pleasure
[22:27] <@qptain_Nemo> and respect
[22:27] <@bicilotti> yo
[22:27] <@qptain_Nemo> since programming as bicilotti said is my passion
[22:27] <@bicilotti> :)
[22:27] <~Dualnames> my ass
[22:27] <~Dualnames> Carry on though.
[22:27] <@qptain_Nemo> i declare Hofmeier and his Cart Life the winner!
[22:27] <@qptain_Nemo> hooray!
[22:27] <+Hofmeier> Ridiculous.
[22:27] <@qptain_Nemo> congratulations Hofmeier!
[22:27] <@bicilotti> congrats
[22:28] <@bicilotti> I loved the game, well deserved
[22:28] <~Dualnames> indeed
[22:28] <~Dualnames> well worth the win
[22:28] <~Dualnames> I'm dying on the inside a bit, but well worth it.
[22:28] <@bicilotti> what will be your last words, Hofmeier ?
[22:28] <+Hofmeier> Thanks, y'all, but honestly please visit the sprawling bug forum to inform me of further problems.
[22:28] <+Hofmeier> http://richardhofmeier.com/cartlife/basilica/viewforum.php?f=3
[22:28] <@qptain_Nemo> :D
[22:28] <@bicilotti> we will!

[22:28] I'm clicking the link but it's not doing anything
[22:28] Well deserved.
[22:28] Yay! Congrats! Much deserved!
[22:28] yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
[22:28] @`->---- congrats
[22:28] <@bicilotti> VISIT LEMONPARTY
[22:28] SECONDEDEDED
[22:28] I cant' see the boobs!
[22:28] ahaha lemonparty!
[22:28] can we just leave the boobs up for the rest of the show
[22:29] yaaay yaay hooray yaay
[22:29] yay
[22:29] pcj + 1
[22:29] kill all white people
[22:29] ? ????
[22:29] Gratz man! Well done!
[22:29] O_O
[22:29] boobs
[22:29] Slick dennis in the year 10000
[22:29] <@bicilotti> boobs? I only see ascii characters
[22:29] <@bicilotti> CLAPS
[22:29] Seriously, congrats
[22:29] JBurger, you already won
[22:29] hooray for hoffmeier... he's like david hasselhoff, but withour all the hassel
[22:29] award for best boobs
[22:29] crap your hands
[22:29] (.)(.)
[22:29] Hi rez games sucks
[22:29] (????)?
[22:29] *turns off sound. Again*
[22:29] only if they're aren't boobs!
[22:29] lol, I just had to jump out of my window to unlock my door
[22:29] <@bicilotti> what does that mean Indie
[22:29] Clap if you like boobs
[22:29] they're?? BAH!
[22:29] fucking roommmantes
[22:29] <@bicilotti> CLAPS
[22:29] ID RATHER SHIT IN MY HANDS AND CLAP
[22:30] I dunno it looks cool though
[22:30] <@bicilotti> clap clappity clap
[22:30] roommates*
[22:30] CLAPS

[22:30] <@bicilotti> as you know, two of the awards aren't awarded by voting, but selected by a committee of worthy AGSers
[22:31] <@bicilotti> to announce the first one, mr Atelier (for BEST INNOVATION)
[22:31] <+Atelier> The committee has decided to award for Best Innovation this year to...
[22:31] <+Atelier> Baron, for his great work and organisation with the AGS Swarm!!
[22:31] <~Dualnames> YAYAYA!!

[22:31] YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
[22:31] Bravo!
[22:31] YAAAAY
[22:31] Hooray
[22:31] congrats baron!
[22:31] yaayy
[22:31] yay
[22:31] whooooo
[22:31] Hoo-diggity!
[22:31] congrats!
[22:31] Yay!
[22:31] Well deserved!
[22:31] well deserved mate!
[22:31] <@bicilotti> yayaya indeed
[22:31] Oh, congrats, Baron!
[22:31] Cool Baron
[22:31] yay
[22:31] Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:31] wooooo
[22:31] Hooray for The Baron!
[22:31] great
[22:31] <@bicilotti> baron did great stuff
[22:31] <@bicilotti> CLAP
[22:31] DRACCCCCULATORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[22:31] YAY
[22:31] <+Atelier> woopa
[22:31] FAIL
[22:31] Gratz Baron :D
[22:32] clapclapclap
[22:32] yay
[22:32] Good work!
[22:32] Baron von Rockdragon!
[22:32] well done!
[22:32] Nice one Bazza
[22:32] WELL DONE!
[22:32] FAIL FAIL FAIL
[22:32] im mean CLAP CLAP CLAP}
[22:32] \o/
[22:32] YAAAAY
[22:32] FAP FAP FAP
[22:32] woooo! Congrats (game wont work me but thats cool) wooo!
[22:32] 9.
[22:32] LOL NSMN!!
[22:32] YAY
[22:32] <@bicilotti> fappers ftw

[22:32] <~Dualnames> Baron, you want to be placed by lesbians? Everyone else wants you to.
[22:33] <~Dualnames> is Baron even..
[22:33] <~Dualnames> i was about to swear he was around.
[22:33] <@bicilotti> I don't think so :(
[22:33] <@bicilotti> use curse words then
[22:33] <@bicilotti> a man of taste, Inkoddi , for BEST BACKGROUNDS
[22:34] <~Dualnames> he's here
[22:34] <+Inkoddi> oh man
[22:34] <+Inkoddi> Okay, hi.
[22:34] <@bicilotti> hello
[22:34] <+Inkoddi> Lurkin' in the IRC channel since 2003
[22:34] <+Inkoddi> I have a speech prepared!
[22:35] <+Inkoddi> The ground. Your back. They are important things, very important.
[22:35] * qptain_Nemo changes topic to 'Welcome to the AGS Awards. Have fun and behave!'
[22:35] <+Inkoddi> If there was no ground, we would fall endlessly. If you had no back, your butt would be in front.
[22:35] <+Inkoddi> Backgrounds, on the other hand, aren't necessary at all for survival, adventure games are perfectly possible without them.
[22:35] * @bicilotti claps
[22:35] <+Inkoddi> Some of the best adventure games have none at all. They sure are nice to look at, though. Looking at things is nice.
[22:35] <+Inkoddi> Here are the AGS Awards 2011 nominees for BEST BACKGROUND ART:
[22:35] <+Inkoddi> ~airwave~ - I Fought the Law, and the Law One, by Ben304
[22:35] <+Inkoddi> Concurrence [MAGS], by mode7 (Alexander Klingenbeck)
[22:35] <+Inkoddi> Gemini Rue, by TheJBurger
[22:35] <+Inkoddi> King's Quest III Redux: To Heir Is Human, by AGD Interactive
[22:35] <+Inkoddi> Space Quest: Vohaul Strikes Back, by Team VSB
[22:36] <@bicilotti> * drumrolls *
[22:36] <+Inkoddi> Excellent background art.
[22:36] * ~Dualnames barrelrolls
[22:36] <+Inkoddi> Oh, I guess someone has to win the award.
[22:36] * @bicilotti nods
[22:36] <+Inkoddi> The winner is Gemini Rue. Congratulations.

[22:36] woah... a backgroun within a background... it's like... backgroundception
[22:36] * LimpingFish calls the Fire Department
[22:36]
[22:36] lalala
[22:36] yaaaaaaaaaaaaay
[22:36] wooo
[22:36] hurrah!
[22:36] YAY!
[22:36] Well deserved!
[22:36] wooo. thankssss guys
[22:36] ˇFelicitaciones!
[22:36] <@qptain_Nemo> hooray :)
[22:36] nice
[22:36] XD
[22:36] FUUUUUUUUUUUU... I mean, congrats! ;)
[22:36] CONGRRAAAAAAATULATIONS
[22:36] Yay!
[22:36] Gratz :D
[22:36] woop
[22:37] Congrats!
[22:37] Hurray!
[22:37] clap
[22:37] GEMINI BOO
[22:37] GEMINI RUUUUUUEE
[22:37] clapclapclap
[22:37] clappedy clap
[22:37] yay
[22:37] <@bicilotti> so touching Inkoddi
[22:37] can i get on teh stage?
[22:37] <@bicilotti> wait!
[22:37] <~Dualnames> yes

[22:37] <+thejburger> woohoo
[22:37] <~Dualnames> Would you like some lesbians along with your prize?
[22:37] <@qptain_Nemo> :D
[22:37] <@bicilotti> I thought you weren't here mr thejburger
[22:37] <+thejburger> standing here is pretty nice
[22:37] <+thejburger> sorry bicilotti, i just came in late
[22:37] <+thejburger> ali, its a conspiracy
[22:37] <@bicilotti> it is!
[22:38] <@bicilotti> thejburger killed the awards, KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:38] <~Dualnames> let's do this properly
[22:38] <@AGA> I repeat: Everyone who's getting disconnected by the AGS game client, please connect using mIRC or a similar IRC client: http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/acirc.htm
[22:38] <@bicilotti> change the topic, AGA
[22:38] <~Dualnames> again my apologies
[22:38] <~Dualnames> i can't stress this enough
[22:39] * AGA changes topic to 'Welcome to the AGS Awards. Have fun and behave! | Everyone who's getting disconnected by the AGS game client, please connect using mIRC or a similar IRC client: http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/acirc.htm'
[22:39] <@bicilotti> :)
[22:39] <@bicilotti> want to repeat what you have said thejburger ?
[22:39] <@bicilotti> so people can appropriately clap thereafter?
[22:40] <~Dualnames> he's not around i believe
[22:40] <~Dualnames> :(
[22:40] <@bicilotti> well
[22:40] <@bicilotti> let him feel the love

[22:40] MEEE GO PEEEEE
[22:40] 10 minutes off
[22:40] <@bicilotti> is that love?
[22:40] sorry guys
[22:40] uhoh
[22:40] yeah the boobs definitely killed it
[22:40] <@bicilotti> ahah
[22:40] oh man
[22:40] <@bicilotti> CLAP
[22:40] <@bicilotti> CLAP
[22:40] my acceptance speech was too long
[22:40] <@bicilotti> CLAP BASTARDS CLAP
[22:40] Them lesbians keep crashing it
[22:40] the string went out of range
[22:40] <@bicilotti> ahah no worries
[22:40] Clap!
[22:40] Yay!
[22:40] <@bicilotti> ohhhhh
[22:40] YAY!
[22:40] * pop the corks
[22:40] CLAP
[22:41] <@bicilotti> out of range string probably
[22:41] clap clap clap
[22:41] <@bicilotti> so C
[22:41] old skool wins
[22:41] Well done jBurger
[22:41] those lesbians are riddled
[22:41] * thejburger stan dance
[22:41] worth it!
[22:41] <@bicilotti> sexism is over boys
[22:41] * Inkoddi shakes hands with thejburger
[22:41] id just like to say thanks guys! i know i havent been around the community too much
[22:41] <@bicilotti> IS OVER
[22:41] Im the only guybrush tonight
[22:41] THE LESBIANS ARE FUCKING... IT UP BY GARY
[22:41] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[22:41] but appreciate all the support
[22:41] it's the lesbian virus
[22:41] :)
[22:41] duals that pic crashed it
[22:41] <~Dualnames> it's not the boobs, we've tested that image so many times in a row...
[22:41] was
[22:41] CONGRATS JBURGER!!!
[22:41] women = crashes
[22:41] yeah "tested"
[22:41] LOL
[22:41] what did you do to this programm
[22:41] We could have tested them yesterday!
[22:41] shorter messages, people
[22:41] <@bicilotti> toast
[22:41] Pee time
[22:41] <@bicilotti> not test
[22:41] lol
[22:41] congrats jburger
[22:41] I can't believe I'm about to suggest this, but maybe we should use less lesbians?
[22:41] all the best

[22:42] <@bicilotti> ok
[22:42] <@qptain_Nemo> No.
[22:42] <@qptain_Nemo> Lesbians are necessary.
[22:42] <@bicilotti> you can all bet: will we ever reach Best Game?
[22:42] <@bicilotti> yeah
[22:42] <@bicilotti> sexism ftw
[22:42] <@bicilotti> and now
[22:42] <@bicilotti> BEST SHORT GAME
[22:42] <@bicilotti> with internet personality, visy
[22:43] <+visy> oh I'm this one!
[22:43] <@bicilotti> yuppers!
[22:43] <+visy> I am honored to present you the nominees for BEST SHORT GAME
[22:44] <~Dualnames> okay sue
[22:44] <+visy> first up, Arden's Vale by Antipus
[22:44] <~Dualnames> out of all fucking curiosity
[22:44] <+visy> second nominee is Chance of the Dead by Ghost
[22:45] <+visy> third nonimee is a delightfully named game, Draculator II: Byte of the Draculator by SWARMAGS
[22:45] <+visy> Fourth up is Submerged - LaSol by WHAM
[22:46] <+visy> and last, but not least, is The Unfolding Spider by Discordance
[22:46] <+visy> and the winner is...
[22:46] <+visy> *dances*
[22:46] <@bicilotti> * drumrolls *
[22:46] <+visy> Arden's Vale. Congrats!
[22:47] <@bicilotti> lovely lovely game!

[22:47] Congratulations!
[22:47] yay
[22:47] CLAP CLAP
[22:47] AwRIGHT!
[22:47] ti amo, Antipus! per sempre!
[22:47] clap
[22:47] Clarp!
[22:47] well earned!
[22:47] CONGRATS!!!
[22:47] woop
[22:47] congrats
[22:47] clap clap clap
[22:47] yyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
[22:47] 33/100 says we dont see the end of this
[22:47] congrats!
[22:47] clapclapclap
[22:47] Clap
[22:47] Fap
[22:47] congrats!
[22:47] Crap
[22:47] yay!
[22:47] <@bicilotti> anche io Embla !
[22:47] great game
[22:47] <@bicilotti> great lovely little game
[22:47] haha ------>
[22:47] *clapping*
[22:47] well deserved!
[22:47] Indeed.
[22:47] huzzah
[22:47] <+visy> will play it the first chance i get
[22:47] best ive never played
[22:47] I did play it!
[22:48] <@bicilotti> me too
[22:48] <@bicilotti> short and sweet

[22:48] <+visy> of all these games, i've probably only tried Gemini Rue
[22:49] <@bicilotti> let's carry on, with BEST ANIMATION
[22:49] <@bicilotti> again, with that lovely russian, qptain_Nemo
[22:49] <@qptain_Nemo> i have no idea why i'm given the honour to announce this one
[22:49] <@qptain_Nemo> since i can't draw fo lyfe
[22:49] <@qptain_Nemo> but
[22:49] <@qptain_Nemo> i'm happy to do so nevertheless
[22:49] <@qptain_Nemo> and i'll explain that after i list the nominees
[22:49] <@qptain_Nemo> they are:
[22:50] <@qptain_Nemo> ~airwave~ - I Fought the Law, and the Law One
[22:50] <@qptain_Nemo> Adventure: All in the Game
[22:50] <@qptain_Nemo> Arden's Vale
[22:51] <@qptain_Nemo> Draculator II: Byte of the Draculator
[22:51] <@qptain_Nemo> and
[22:51] <@qptain_Nemo> Gemini Rue
[22:51] <@qptain_Nemo> now
[22:51] <@qptain_Nemo> the game that won this
[22:51] <@qptain_Nemo> really touched my heart
[22:51] <@bicilotti> :)
[22:51] <@qptain_Nemo> i found it very charming
[22:51] * @bicilotti cries
[22:51] <@qptain_Nemo> for many reasons
[22:51] <@qptain_Nemo> made me nearly teary-eyed
[22:52] <@qptain_Nemo> and so seeing it win an award almost brings a tear to my eyes again :')
[22:52] <@bicilotti> :___)
[22:52] <@qptain_Nemo> i very happily announce Akril15 and her lovely and nostalgic Adventure: All in the Game the winners!
[22:52] * @qptain_Nemo claps
[22:52] <@bicilotti> clap clap
[22:52] <@qptain_Nemo> congratulations!
[22:53] <+Akril15> I'm....speechless.
[22:53] <@bicilotti> you're one hell of an announcer nemo :)
[22:53] <@qptain_Nemo> thanks :)
[22:53] <+Akril15> This is my fist AGS ceremony, and my first award...
[22:53] <@bicilotti> congrats Akril15 :)
[22:53] <@qptain_Nemo> i hope that inspires you to make more lovely games!
[22:53] <+Akril15> Thank you so much!
[22:53] <@bicilotti> I hope that too!
[22:53] <+Akril15> Thanks!

[22:53] Akril for the win :)
[22:53] Hurray
[22:53] Congratulations!
[22:53] <@qptain_Nemo> :)
[22:53] YAAAAAAY
[22:53] Well done!
[22:53] Hooray!
[22:53] boooooobs!
[22:53] CLAPS
[22:53] clap
[22:53] Well done!
[22:53] YESH!
[22:53] clapclapclap
[22:54] someone mention boobs when they go up there
[22:54] good idea!
[22:54] because it tends to change the picture
[22:54] okay
[22:54] BOOOOBS
[22:54] LOL
[22:54] xD
[22:54] lol
[22:54] hahaha
[22:54] LOOOOOOOOOOL
[22:54] Streaker!
[22:54] well done

[22:54] <@bicilotti> indeed well done!
[22:55] <@bicilotti> ah, Best Non Adventure made with AGS! For hipsters like me
[22:55] <@bicilotti> and NsMn
[22:55] <+NsMn> So, I'm very happy I can be here once again on "The Roast Of the AGS Awards", this time, Best Non Adventure Game!
[22:56] <+NsMn> Bici asked me to do this, so I asked myself: What kind of gain is this award worth?
[22:56] <+NsMn> Then I remembered:
[22:56] <+NsMn> Eternal virginity!
[22:56] <+NsMn> *ba-dumm dsh*
[22:56] <@bicilotti> (I won it)
[22:56] <+NsMn> However, here are our nominees:
[22:57] <+NsMn> First up: Hofmeier's Cart Life, the very special retail simulator dealing with you running a business - or, kneeling in the sand, brushing other people's shoees.
[22:57] <@bicilotti> or being a desperate individual
[22:59] <+NsMn> Second: Mark Richard's (aka markbilly's) Prime Minister's Questions: The Game, Dealing with real-life British politicians dealing with real-life British politics controlled by probably a very real-life computer dialogue interface.
[23:00] <@bicilotti> touching game, and it got featured in newspapers!
[23:00] <+NsMn> And, last but not least: Concurrence - from MAGS - by mode7. A game I have not played, but checking out its game page should be enough to be judgemental and say that it's probably a neat game as well.
[23:01] <+NsMn> However! There's only one game, only one person who can take the Best Non-Adventure Game home to his sad indie game developer's life.
[23:01] <+NsMn> And that game is....
[23:01] <+NsMn> *drum roll*
[23:01] <@bicilotti> colourwise!
[23:01] <+NsMn> CART LIFE by Hofmeier!
[23:01] <+NsMn> Congratulations man!
[23:01] <@bicilotti> nnnnnnnnnnnnnnice on hoffy
[23:02] <+Hofmeier> Oof.
[23:02] * @bicilotti hands Hofmeier some waffles
[23:02] <+Hofmeier> Hah.
[23:03] <@bicilotti> anything else to say before people clap you to death?
[23:03] <+Hofmeier> Thanks, y'all. It's been so nice gettting such warm feedback on the game. Would never have happened without forum help.
[23:03] <@bicilotti> let him feel the love!

[23:03] Congratulations Hofmeier! Well deserved :)
[23:03] woo hofmeier. /clap
[23:03] *clap*
[23:03] YAY RUM HELP
[23:03] CLAPS!
[23:03] Congrats!
[23:03] hooray, it's so vanguard!
[23:03] * Inkoddi wobbles
[23:03] *clap*
[23:03] :)
[23:03] COOOL STUFF
[23:03] <@bicilotti> clappity clap
[23:03] Rum clap!
[23:03] duh de, da duh de, da duh de, da CART LIFE
[23:03] Yay!
[23:03] clap clap clap
[23:03] yay
[23:03] hooray!
[23:03] Work harder!
[23:04] <@bicilotti> one of the most innovative mechanics I've ever witnessed
[23:04] *Beer sip*
[23:04] congrats!
[23:04] <@bicilotti> and terribly hipster
[23:04] it shits all over colourwise!
[23:04] You're not working hard enough!
[23:04] *beer chug*
[23:04] <@bicilotti> xD
[23:04] *hug*
[23:04] *beer pong*
[23:04] :P
[23:04] * @bicilotti hands m0ds some pot

[23:05] <@bicilotti> well, time for me to get a rest. Say hello to dualnames, and BEST PLAYER CHARACTER
[23:05] <~Dualnames> Nominees are:
[23:05] <~Dualnames> ~airwave~ - I Fought the Law, and the Law One by Ben304
[23:06] <~Dualnames> Chance Of The Dead by Ghost
[23:06] <~Dualnames> Draculator II: Byte of the Draculator by SWARMAGS
[23:06] <~Dualnames> Gemini Rue by TheJBurger
[23:06] <~Dualnames> The Unicated by Duzz
[23:06] <~Dualnames> and the winner is:
[23:06] <~Dualnames> Gemini Rue
[23:06] <+thejburger> oops
[23:06] <@bicilotti> another one for gemini rue!
[23:06] <+thejburger> i mean, thanks!
[23:06] <@bicilotti> woo woo woo!
[23:07] <+thejburger> faulty chad
[23:07] <@bicilotti> I wonder how many award has the game collected
[23:08] <@bicilotti> want to say something before the inevitable clapping?
[23:08] <@bicilotti> no? well, so be it!

[23:08] CLAP
[23:08] clap
[23:08] NICE JOB JBURG, NICE JOB *clap clap*
[23:08] *spoilers*
[23:08] Long live the Boryokudan Rue!
[23:08] <+thejburger> as azriel would say, 'something is wrong. he should've been here by now.!'
[23:08] YAY!
[23:08] clapclapclap
[23:08] congratrs
[23:08] Hurray! Again!
[23:08] Congrats jburger! Well earned awards :D
[23:08] <@bicilotti> I always cut off people
[23:08] CHARLIE FOXTROT FOREVER
[23:08] Applause
[23:08] i wonder how many dollars the game has collected ;)
[23:08] congrats jwhopper
[23:08] Such a surprise! ;-)
[23:08] I like turtles
[23:08] More ! More ! More !
[23:08] Congratulations!
[23:08] clap clap clap
[23:08] * @bicilotti dry humps IamTEHsnake
[23:08] the king of burgers
[23:08] i pirated this game!
[23:08] <@bicilotti> thejburger made me hungry
[23:09] woooo!
[23:09] <+thejburger> i will spend my dollars to buy off the other ags awards
[23:09] <@bicilotti> XD
[23:09] where are the disco balls?
[23:09] ahaahaa
[23:09] GRue is an awesome game
[23:09] hahaha
[23:09] Yay!
[23:09] PIRATING RULES
[23:09] Yay!
[23:09] XD
[23:09] yay
[23:09] XD
[23:09] <@bicilotti> SOPA & PIPA
[23:09] Rodney's award is up for $3.72
[23:09] Pennis is the best game.
[23:09] lol
[23:09] lol
[23:09] ha!
[23:09] Masturbation is a sin
[23:09] mjomble: It's up for a check-up
[23:09] <@bicilotti> pennis IS the best game ever
[23:09] Pirating?? *looks at Wyz*
[23:09] where?
[23:09] Are we there yet?
[23:09] Are we there yet?

[23:09] <@bicilotti> we are Inkoddi
[23:10] <@bicilotti> your turn! BEST MUSIC, with a man of music!
[23:10] <+Inkoddi> MUSIC
[23:10] <+Inkoddi> It is music for your ears to listen to. Oh man, music.
[23:10] <+Inkoddi> Music is love. Music is suspense. Music is joy. Music is fart noises.
[23:10] <@bicilotti> sequins & pearls
[23:10] <+Inkoddi> Music is what emotions sound like. Music is a hobby. Music is a series of notes and rhythms. Music is serious. Music is a joke.
[23:11] <+Inkoddi> I like music. It is nice hearing things. I'd rather be blind than deaf. This speech is getting a bit pretentious.
[23:11] <+Inkoddi> Here are the AGS Awards 2011 nominees for MOST EXCELLENT(TM) MUSIC IN A GAME:
[23:11] <+Inkoddi> (I hope I got all the names right)
[23:11] * @bicilotti draws a gun out
[23:11] <+Inkoddi> ~airwave~ - I Fought the Law, and the Law One, Ben304, music by Funkmast and egalotron
[23:11] <+Inkoddi> Blackwell Deception, Dave Gilbert, music by Thomas Regin
[23:11] <+Inkoddi> Gemini Rue, TheJBurger, music by Nathan Allen Pinard
[23:11] <+Inkoddi> King's Quest III Redux: To Heir Is Human, AGD Interactive
[23:11] <+Inkoddi> Space Quest: Vohaul Strikes Back, Team VSB, music by olzen
[23:12] <+Inkoddi> Anyway, the winner of the AGS AWARD FOR BEST MUSIC IN TWO THOUSAND AND ELEVEN goes to:
[23:12] <+Inkoddi> ~airwave~ - I Fought the Law, and the Law One
[23:12] <@bicilotti> MMXI
[23:12] <@bicilotti> hell yeah! go go music brothers!

[23:12] gj
[23:12] M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds M0ds
[23:12] M0ds M0ds M0ds error!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:12] Here comes Rodney
[23:12] call
[23:12] yaay :) well done
[23:12] GREAT JOB!!
[23:12] great one!
[23:13] Gratz! :D
[23:13] my favorite game of the year!
[23:13] <+Inkoddi> excellent music
[23:13] YAYS!
[23:13] <+Inkoddi> I just played it today
[23:13] well done
[23:13] da capo, maestro! *clap clap*
[23:13] shut up ant!
[23:13] mjomble: I'll PM you about that check-up
[23:13] lol
[23:13] congrats!
[23:13] some good choons in that game
[23:13] clapclapclap
[23:13] <@bicilotti> music brought to life
[23:13] Yay!
[23:13] hooray!
[23:13] wait why didn't gemini rue win
[23:13] poor jburger :(
[23:13] rigged
[23:13] yes why
[23:13] * +Inkoddi wobbles
[23:13] better luck next time ;-)
[23:13] <@bicilotti> I thought I saw them here!
[23:13] An apt name for a winner in this category if ever there was one.
[23:13] inky you forgot music is also pennis
[23:13] i will now have to make a sequel
[23:13] Politics...
[23:13] <+Inkoddi> Music is pennis.
[23:13] ha!
[23:13] to get taht award next year
[23:13] Resonance will win music as well!
[23:13] <@bicilotti> wweeeeelcome toooooooooooo
[23:13] <@bicilotti> pennis
[23:14] PINGAS!
[23:14] <+Inkoddi> I am still waiting for Boyd Quest
[23:14] <@bicilotti> keep clapping
[23:14] Gemini Two
[23:14] Mr. Oyd!
[23:14] congrats
[23:14] clap clap clap
[23:14] <@bicilotti> pity they aren't there :(

[23:14] <@bicilotti> excellent announcer, too
[23:15] <+visy> Evening one more, my friends.
[23:15] <+visy> I've been using AGS since it was still called Adventure Creator
[23:15] <@bicilotti> an adventure game without puzzles would be a visual novel, right visy ?
[23:15] <+visy> I think I'm to only one that can still say that nowadays.
[23:15] <@bicilotti> :___)
[23:15] <+visy> But I'm glad you still find ways to suprise me with good quests and puzzles
[23:16] <+visy> and that's why I'm here to present the award for best puzzles!
[23:16] <+visy> nominees are as follows:
[23:16] <+visy> Arden's Vale!
[23:16] <@bicilotti> beautiful!
[23:16] <+visy> The Far Corners of the World: Chapter 1 - The Book, the Box and the Key (how not to name a good game)
[23:17] <+visy> Lassi Quest!
[23:17] <+visy> Erm
[23:17] <+visy> I mean
[23:17] <@bicilotti> yay!
[23:17] <+visy> Gemini Rue
[23:18] <+visy> Technobabylon - Part 3: In Nuntius Veritas!
[23:18] <+visy> looks awesome, i gotta try this one
[23:18] <+visy> and last, The Visitor
[23:18] <+visy> good looking games, with braintwisters to be found, i'm sure
[23:18] <@bicilotti> * drumrolls *
[23:18] <+visy> the winner is...
[23:19] <+visy> Far corners of the world!
[23:19] <+Wesray> Wow!
[23:19] <+Wesray> Didn't expect thast at all
[23:19] <+Wesray> Thanks everyone!
[23:19] <@bicilotti> Wesray, I cried in pain and joy while solving those puzzles
[23:19] <+Wesray> Hope Part2 will be even better :)
[23:19] <@bicilotti> that's the best thing you can ask from an adventure game :)
[23:19] <@bicilotti> ETA on part two?
[23:19] <+Wesray> 2013
[23:20] <+Wesray> Hopefully! ;)
[23:20] <@bicilotti> I will send the italian mafia if you fail to deliver!

[23:20] congrats wesray
[23:20] Hippity yay!
[23:20] <@bicilotti> clap clap clap
[23:20] clap-ham junction
[23:20] CLAPS
[23:20] yay
[23:20] well deserved!
[23:20] <+Wesray> Thanks everyone!
[23:20] CLAPS
[23:20] clapham common
[23:20] clao
[23:20] bici will send you on a cruise around italy too if you succeed
[23:20] clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
[23:20] woop
[23:20] well done! (liked also the art style)
[23:20] Rock-clap-eller Plaza!
[23:20] <@bicilotti> hahaha m0ds3
[23:20] tip: anyone can remake Lassi Quest. Just eat loads of food and later go to the toilet and congrats! you're now remaking Lassi Quest
[23:20] clao
[23:20] <@bicilotti> clao?
[23:21] cleo?
[23:21] Ron's not dead!
[23:21] CLAO O_O
[23:21] <@bicilotti> LET ME HEAR YOU CLAP
[23:21] Claopotra
[23:21] clap clap clap
[23:21] <@bicilotti> clap clap
[23:21] * Inkoddi claps
[23:21] shut uo m0ds
[23:21] I think I hear sirens!
[23:21] lol
[23:21] looking forward to part 2!
[23:21] ;)
[23:21] I HEAR THE OCEAN
[23:21] I spy, bes RON EVAR
[23:21] WE WANT SEQUEL
[23:21] Congrats, Gemini Rue!
[23:21] <@bicilotti> I hope part two comes soon :)
[23:21] far corners of the clap
[23:21] Wait... I mean...
[23:21] got some major lag there
[23:21] <@bicilotti> we want sequel nao
[23:21] And now comes the puzzle of figuring out how to clap with one hand...
[23:21] that clapping is just sounding eerie now
[23:21] the clap, the clap and whatever the last clap was
[23:22] Go Wesray :)
[23:22] I love you ponch
[23:22] thanks Stee
[23:22] Where's progz?
[23:22] Imagine that the clapping sound is a fapping sound

[23:22] <@bicilotti> before going on, let me call on stage the men who made the ceremony possible
[23:22] <@bicilotti> so duals, wyz, and nemo who helped us tonight
[23:23] <+Wyz> hey folks
[23:23] <@bicilotti> I want to let you know that your effort is much appreciated
[23:23] <+Wyz> it was mostly duals this year
[23:23] <@bicilotti> and that you all are in our hearts
[23:23] <@bicilotti> aren't them in our hearts, gentlemen and ladies?
[23:23] <@bicilotti> let them feel the love!
[23:23] <~Dualnames> It's been the second year in a row
[23:23] <+Wyz> \o/
[23:24] <@bicilotti> haxxx!
[23:24] <@AGA> It was better when it was me and SSH doing it!
[23:24] <~Dualnames> it;s been the second year in the row someone finds the amazing pleasure on crashing 25 people or so
[23:24] <@bicilotti> pffft, that blog sellout
[23:24] <+Wyz> tits
[23:24] <~Dualnames> i will refrain from naming the perpetrator, as it's pointless, but well done.
[23:25] <@bicilotti> :/
[23:25] <@bicilotti> the plot thickens

[23:25] Name him!
[23:25] He did a magic trick!
[23:25] Shame him!
[23:25] The plot chickens? Where?!
[23:25] Good job guys!
[23:25] was he assassinated? It's a mystery to solve!
[23:25] The entertainment here is awesome!
[23:25] Blame him!
[23:25] to the mystery machine!
[23:25] <+Wyz> rage quit ;)
[23:25] train him
[23:25] I NEED MY INVENTORY
[23:25] RRRAAAAGE
[23:25] Which is the real Wyz?
[23:25] I miss SSH :'(
[23:26] is SSH here?
[23:26] <@bicilotti> I hope he will be back soon :(
[23:26] I'm real
[23:26] use screwdriver with lose board on floor
[23:26] Where is Ashen??
[23:26] put gem in mouth
[23:26] thanks guys!
[23:26] Put Gemini in mouth?
[23:26] put boobs in mouth
[23:26] i think next year there should be a bar in another room where we all pile into aafter the awars
[23:26] lol
[23:26] <@bicilotti> dunno really
[23:26] There is a loose floorboard, but you guys are all standing in the way!
[23:26] pcj: F*** YEAH!
[23:26] Use jburger on awards
[23:26] c.Leksutin for the social price
[23:26] The SQ2VGA bar?
[23:26] <@bicilotti> but really
[23:26] <@bicilotti> clap them
[23:26] <@bicilotti> for no one thought that possible
[23:26] <@bicilotti> i mean
[23:26] <@bicilotti> IRC + AGS
[23:26] <@bicilotti> CLAP CLAP CLAP
[23:26] * thejburger hides
[23:26] ponch you have already used jburger on awards
[23:26] thank you guys!
[23:26] titty bar, where?
[23:26] * olzen eats the jburger
[23:27] Use Ponch on awards ;)

[23:27] <@bicilotti> another committee decided awards, this time LIFETIME ACHIEVEMTN, with tabata
[23:27] <@bicilotti> the official swarmags cheerleader
[23:27] <+tabata> To make this short and crunshy - I am proud to announce the winner of the lifetime awards
[23:28] <@bicilotti> * drumrolls *
[23:28] <+tabata> the one who is helping for more than five years in countless cases
[23:28] <@bicilotti> sherlock holmes?
[23:29] <+tabata> let's cobgratulate him all .........................KHRIS! Herzlichen Glckwunsch!
[23:29] <@bicilotti> :)

[23:29] Gratulation!
[23:29] WHO's THAT ASSHOLE????
[23:29] congrats
[23:29] claps
[23:29] voll verdient und so
[23:29] woo
[23:29] <@bicilotti> helping the n00bs is never easy
[23:29] Wheeee!
[23:29] Gratuliere!
[23:29] Wenn ist die Nunnstruck git und Schlotermeyer?
[23:29] congratulations
[23:29] clapclapclap
[23:30] and celebrations!
[23:30] munich, hooray
[23:30] i'm sure i was a close 2nd
[23:30] gratz
[23:30] Clap!
[23:30] Glueckwunsch!
[23:30] Speech!
[23:30] Yay!
[23:30] Khris wins lifetime shouting at icey award
[23:30] I'm sure you were, Stupot
[23:30] klatsch
[23:30] We want a speech
[23:30] if only he was here
[23:30] We want a speech pack
[23:30] Shout at Icey! :D
[23:30] <@bicilotti> indeed, thanks khris
[23:30] Whoo!
[23:30] *melts icey
[23:30] So would there huuh
[23:30] spicheew ... fuck like Baron just wrote
[23:30] my bad i was gone
[23:30] ...
[23:30] Khris IS Icey!
[23:30] <@bicilotti> I remember the first time he bashed me on BTQ :)
[23:31] clap icey clap!
[23:31] <@bicilotti> RTFM he said
[23:31] <@bicilotti> and I still love him
[23:31] Khricey?
[23:31] <@bicilotti> khris is icey?
[23:31] lol :) shudder
[23:31] Khris
[23:31] Khricey...PERFECT
[23:31] !!
[23:31] :D
[23:31] You never see them together!
[23:31] Crysis?
[23:31] so it has come to this
[23:31] so quiet right now

[23:31] <@bicilotti> again clap to the mighty Khris
[23:32] <@bicilotti> someone should tell me what MUC means, though
[23:32] <@bicilotti> a distinguished artist, for BEST STORY
[23:33] <+Creed_Malay> Good evening overpriveliged white boys.
[23:33] <@bicilotti> :o
[23:33] <+Creed_Malay> I'm here to announce the winner of the Best Original Story category.
[23:33] * @bicilotti fetches a glass of whiskey
[23:33] <+Creed_Malay> and the nominated artits are as follows
[23:33] <+Creed_Malay> ~airwave~ - I Fought the Law, and the Law One
by Ben304
[23:34] <+Creed_Malay> Chance Of The Dead by Ghost
[23:34] <@bicilotti> yay
[23:34] <+Creed_Malay> Draculator II: Byte of the Draculatorby the SWARMAGS hive mind
[23:34] <+Creed_Malay> The Far Corners of the World: Chapter 1 - The Book, the Box and the Key by Wesray
[23:34] <+Creed_Malay> and Gemini Rue by TheJBurger
[23:34] <+Creed_Malay> But as anyone who has read anything about literature knows, there are no original stories.
[23:35] <+Creed_Malay> So instead of announcing a winner, we are all to sit here and silently contemplate the futility of any attempt towards original action.
[23:35] <+Creed_Malay> We shall weep thick, salty tears as the ennui. Slowly. Overcomes us.
[23:35] <+Creed_Malay> You may commence weeping... now.
[23:35] <@bicilotti> :o
[23:35] <@bicilotti> mhhhhh, seems legit!

[23:35] weeeeeeeeeeeeee
[23:35] clAP
[23:35] what about boobs?
[23:35] white power!
[23:35] Sorry, I was beeping instead of weeping.
[23:35] :'(
[23:35] Yay!
[23:35] *contemplate*
[23:35] clappy clappy bye bye
[23:35] burn creed malay!
[23:35] *navel gaze*
[23:35] where's Dual ?
[23:35] <@bicilotti> never announcement has been more touching
[23:35] Go play mario kart wii sinsin!!
[23:35] <@bicilotti> you announcers are wonderful
[23:36] Yahblammo!
[23:36] so who won?
[23:36] gemini rue
[23:36] it doesn't mater
[23:36] We all did.
[23:36] nothing matters.
[23:36] pointless
[23:36] hurry up, my mom wants to call someone and has to use my dial up connection
[23:36] <+Creed_Malay> Wait, that was a mistake.
[23:36] post-modernism won

[23:36] <@bicilotti> was it?
[23:36] <+Creed_Malay> Sorry, I misread that.
[23:36] <@bicilotti> I was so in the emo groove
[23:36] * @bicilotti whittles his arms
[23:36] <+Creed_Malay> The winner is Gemeni Rue!
[23:36] <+Creed_Malay> Hooray!
[23:36] <+thejburger> sorry i stepped out
[23:37] <@bicilotti> another one for the big J
[23:37] <+thejburger> thanks guys
[23:37] <@bicilotti> and don't foget that check!
[23:37] <+thejburger> which award is this btw?

[23:37] 30 000 000 sold
[23:37] Gratz man!
[23:37] golf clap
[23:37] yay congrats! clap clap clap clap clap clap clap ps for each clap my rate is $10
[23:37] PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!!!!
[23:37] your gonna need a bigger game case to fit all those awards on
[23:37] *applauds*
[23:37] yay hurray
[23:37] clapclapclap
[23:37] the best outfit
[23:37] clapclapclap
[23:37] this award is for best gemini rue
[23:37] clap
[23:37] whoo
[23:38] best gemini rue goes to.....lassi quest
[23:38] special achievements in the field of gemini rue
[23:38] <@bicilotti> calppity clap
[23:38] <@bicilotti> when is gemini going freeware?
[23:38] <@bicilotti> and linux?
[23:38] calpitty O_O
[23:38] Best prequel to Gemini Rue 2
[23:38] lol, linux
[23:38] shareware
[23:38] in due time
[23:38] please, linux
[23:38] * @bicilotti dances with IamTEHsnake
[23:38] <@bicilotti> liiiiiiiiiiiinux
[23:38] \._./
[23:38] Whynux?
[23:38] \._.\
[23:38] sinux
[23:38] LINUXX!!!
[23:38] /._./
[23:38] and android
[23:38] does it work on the android AGS?
[23:38] Why is everyone saying linux?
[23:38] vaginux
[23:38] haven't tested it
[23:38] who gives a fux
[23:39] cause its fun to say
[23:39] Try Linux
[23:39] <@bicilotti> clap clap clap clap
[23:39] LINUS!!!
[23:39] Trynux.
[23:39] xunil
[23:39] <@bicilotti> CLAP
[23:39] Hear! Hear!
[23:39] well done hamburger
[23:39] <@bicilotti> clap clpa clap
[23:39] clap for linux!

[23:39] <+AlanDrake> hello again
[23:39] <@bicilotti> italy rules
[23:39] <@bicilotti> so here is AlanDrake
[23:39] <@bicilotti> to announce BEST GAMEPLAY
[23:39] <+AlanDrake> and now we shall spew out
[23:40] <+AlanDrake> the nominees for the
[23:40] <+AlanDrake> Best Gameplay!
[23:40] <+AlanDrake> The first entry is
[23:40] <+AlanDrake> Arden Vale by Antipus
[23:40] <+AlanDrake> Arden's Vale
[23:40] <+AlanDrake> Then...
[23:41] <+AlanDrake> Blackwell Deception by Dave Gilbert
[23:41] <+AlanDrake> (who is not related to Ron gilbert)
[23:41] * @bicilotti is shocked
[23:41] <+AlanDrake> The third nominee is...
[23:41] <+AlanDrake> Gemini Rue by TheJBurger
[23:42] <+AlanDrake> the fourth....
[23:42] <+AlanDrake> King's Quest III Redux by AGD Interactive
[23:42] <+AlanDrake> and fifth and last...
[23:42] <+AlanDrake> Space Quest: Vohaul Strikes back by Team VSB!
[23:43] <@bicilotti> claps
[23:43] <+AlanDrake> And now be prepared to hear the winner
[23:43] <+AlanDrake> you all be shocked
[23:43] <@bicilotti> :o
[23:43] <+AlanDrake> the winner is....
[23:43] <+AlanDrake> Gemini Rue by TheJBURGER
[23:43] <@bicilotti> he's the Man
[23:43] <+thejburger> yay.....
[23:44] <+AlanDrake> so many prizes
[23:44] <+thejburger> id like to dedicate this award to all my playtesters
[23:44] <@bicilotti> so little time
[23:44] <+AlanDrake> let's hope
[23:44] <+thejburger> you guys know who you are
[23:44] <+thejburger> i think
[23:44] <+AlanDrake> your awards shelf won't collapse
[23:44] <@bicilotti> nice dedication!
[23:44] <+AlanDrake> opn you in your sleep Thejburger!
[23:44] <+thejburger> yay stee

[23:44] Wow...I've lost count of all of the awards by now...
[23:44] now make another one!
[23:44] Best dedication goes to...
[23:44] congrats!
[23:44] congrats
[23:44] Speech!
[23:45] they're all on the wiki
[23:45] yay
[23:45] But what the heck -- Hurray!
[23:45] clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
[23:45] mo chuisle *clap*
[23:45] * +thejburger bows
[23:45] yay
[23:45] woot
[23:45] Gratz again man!
[23:45] dialogue writing should be next
[23:45] or voice work
[23:45] (I meant the awards GR has won)
[23:45] <@bicilotti> http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/wiki/?title=AGS_Awards_2011
[23:45] congrats burger. bici how many more awards?
[23:45] <@bicilotti> to check them all
[23:45] ...yeah that's pretty much the same list
[23:45] <@bicilotti> THREE MORE
[23:45] Best AGS Sci-Fi with more than one player character
[23:45] There are four awards!
[23:45] yay 3 more left for jburger ;)
[23:45] <@bicilotti> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand congrats again to j!
[23:45] 11-11-11
[23:45] Yay Lewdy saves us!
[23:45] best ags crash
[23:45] cheers Dan
[23:46] cheers

[23:46] <@bicilotti> last three awards!
[23:46] <@bicilotti> cat, with BEST DIALOGUE
[23:47] <@bicilotti> here
[23:47] <@bicilotti> the right cat
[23:47] * @bicilotti purrs
[23:47] <+cat> And now the nominees for Best Dialogue Writing
[23:47] <+cat> dNominees.Start();
[23:47] <@bicilotti> :D
[23:47] <+cat> ~airwave~ - I Fought the Law, and the Law One by Ben304
[23:47] <+cat> Barn Runner 5: The Forever Friday 3 by Ponch
[23:47] <+cat> Blackwell Deception by Dave Gilbert
[23:48] <+cat> Draculator II: Byte of the Draculator by SWARMAGS
[23:48] <+cat> Gemini Rue by TheJBurger
[23:48] <+cat> And the winner is...
[23:48] <+cat> ...
[23:48] <+cat> Blackwell Deception by Dave Gilbert
[23:48] <+cat> Congratulations Dave!
[23:49] <+cat> clapclapclap
[23:50] <+cat> Sadly Dave is not here. Are doing a speech instead, bicilotti?
[23:51] <+cat> looks like we just lost our host
[23:51] <@AGA> I think we should probably wait a few moments for bicilotti to return.

[23:51] PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANICC
[23:51] maybe he shouldn't be using dial-up
[23:51] He's not coming back! He cashed out!
[23:51] cat cat cat i mean clap clap clap
[23:51] <@AGA> In the meantime, congrats to Dave!
[23:52] Yay!
[23:52] don't panic!
[23:52] <+cat> thank you AGS
[23:52] * thejburger claps
[23:52] He's halfway to Bermuda by now!
[23:52] clapclapclap
[23:52] surprisingly, there is no pee to be having at this time O_O
[23:52] Hooray for blackwell!
[23:52] he stole the best game award and left!
[23:52] dualnames has done a runner too
[23:52] duals is gone too?
[23:52] Quick, shut down the airports!
[23:52] Congrats to Dave
[23:52] We've got to establish a perimeter
[23:52] damn it, who's in charge here?
[23:52] Go wyz!
[23:52] wyz, tell a joke
[23:52] We need roger!
[23:52] lol
[23:52] I'M SPARTACUS
[23:52] so what, we do some cabaret ?
[23:52] rog acro
[23:52] rog acro
[23:52] :P
[23:52] I should tell a joke
[23:52] No, I'm Spartacus
[23:52] but I don't know any
[23:52] I'M SPARTACUS
[23:52] I hope that Blackwell doesn't RUE the day it beat Gemini Rue in this category!
[23:52] Sssssh! Joke time
[23:52] joke!
[23:53] Stee is Spartacus!
[23:53] lol
[23:53] I'm the batman
[23:53] Stool
[23:53] Knock knock.
[23:53] change the picture to lesbians, that ought to occupy us
[23:53] who's there?
[23:53] Who's there?
[23:53] samuel l jackson is wellblack
[23:53] lesbians
[23:53] Lesbians.
[23:53] Do something funny wyz!
[23:53] sotty but I don't know the command
[23:53] lesbians who?
[23:53] WHERE IS DUALNAMES, TAKING A BATH??????!!
[23:53] no lesbians
[23:53] only duals has the true power
[23:53] of the lesbians
[23:53] I count on you!
[23:53] nominees
[23:53] Duals is crying because Barn Runner didn't win anything. ;)
[23:53] oh dualnames stormed out earlier riiight
[23:53] Hmm...dual lesbians...
[23:53] I sense a great disturbance in the Force
[23:53] and now the nominees for most annoying agser
[23:53] Occupy BarnRunner!!!
[23:53] 2011
[23:54] why did duals storm out?
[23:54] Yes! I could use teh votes! ;)
[23:54] who would that be ? Pray tell
[23:54] he said someone was compromising the client or something

[23:54] <@AGA> Okay, since bicilotti is apparently dead, and I have no idea who's meant to be presenting the next award, I'll do it.
[23:55] <@AGA> The nominees for best voice acting are:
[23:55] <@AGA> Gemini Rue
[23:55] <@AGA> Draculator II: Byte of the Draculator
[23:55] <@AGA> Blackwell Deception
[23:55] <@AGA> King's Quest III Redux: To Heir Is Human
[23:55] <@AGA> And the winner is...
[23:55] <@AGA> Blackwell Deception, by Dave Gilbert!

[23:55] Go Ron Go!
[23:55] Yay!!
[23:55] YAY
[23:55] Yay!
[23:55] great!
[23:55] clap
[23:55] w00t!
[23:56] Hurray!!
[23:56] YAAAAAY
[23:56] aplause
[23:56] Congrats, Ron!
[23:56] but everytime blackwell wins someone important leaves this chat
[23:56] ADVENTURE GAMES RULE
[23:56] he sure pulled that one off
[23:56] 2 hoots and a half
[23:56] clapclapclap
[23:56] It's the curse of Ron Gilbert!
[23:56] hehe yeah
[23:56] heh
[23:56] Same thing happened to LucasArts
[23:56] There are snipers here!
[23:56] lolll
[23:56] ooh i played that
[23:56] SNIPE!
[23:56] SNIPE!
[23:56] clap
[23:56] Professor Snipe
[23:56] where?
[23:56] better hide
[23:56] Snipe killed Dumbledore
[23:56] Wesley Snipe
[23:56] NOOOOO
[23:56] I can handle him
[23:56] Video killed the radio star
[23:57] bla--
[23:57] ^Spoilers

[23:57] <@AGA> The next Award was actually meant to be me all along, so I don't need to make this up as I go along. It's an honour to be asked to present this Award, even if for some reason the stupid AGS community have never given me one for one of my games.
[23:57] <@AGA> The nominees for Best Game Created with AGS are:
[23:57] <@AGA> 'Duty and Beyond' by Mordalles
[23:57] <@AGA> 'Reactor 09' by Bernhard P.
[23:57] <@AGA> 'Spooks'by The Ivy
[23:57] <@AGA> 'The Shivah' by Dave Gilbert
[23:57] <@AGA> 'Trilby's Notes' by Yahtzee
[23:57] <@AGA> Er, hang on, I seem to be stuck five years in the past... *This* year's nominees are:
[23:57] <@AGA> '~airwave~ - I Fought the Law, and the Law One' by Ben304
[23:57] <@AGA> 'Blackwell Deception' by Dave Gilbert
[23:57] <@AGA> 'Gemini Rue' by TheJBurger
[23:57] <@AGA> 'King's Quest III Redux: To Heir Is Human' by AGD Interactive
[23:57] <@AGA> 'Technobabylon - Part 3: In Nuntius Veritas' by Technocrat
[23:58] <@AGA> and the winner is...
[23:58] <@AGA> 'Gemini Rue'. Congratulations, TheJBurger, for winning 99.972% of all tonight's Awards!
[23:58] * @bicilotti bows
[23:58] <@bicilotti> YYYYYYYYYYYYAY
[23:58] <+thejburger> thank you all
[23:58] <@bicilotti> how many did you win?
[23:59] <+thejburger> its been actually 4 years since i first started working on gemini rue
[23:59] <@bicilotti> 4? wow, long!
[23:59] <+thejburger> so see you in another 4 years!

[23:59] Gratz!
[23:59] clapclapclap
[23:59] :)
[23:59] <+thejburger> 4 more years
[23:59] CLAPS
[23:59] yay
[23:59] yaaaaaaay
[23:59] yay!
[23:59] <@bicilotti> claps
[23:59] WOOHOO JBURGER!!!!
[23:59] congrats!
[23:59] i'm clapping because i ran out of tomatoes
[23:59] Congratulation!
[23:59] woot
[23:59] clapclapclap
[23:59] 4 more years!!!
[23:59] cllaps
[23:59] <@bicilotti> and sorry for my crappy ISP XD
[23:59] *applauds*
[23:59] congratulation (don't forget to port it to...)
[23:59] It's called sweeping the boards, people! Look it up!
[23:59] Whoot!
[23:59] Gemini Rue 2016!
[23:59] lol
[00:00] <+thejburger> woo thanks guys. appreciate it
[00:00] Gemini Rue II: Electric Boogaloo
[00:00] nice and completely un-suspensful there AGA
[00:00] should do a remake of gemini rue so you can win this year's too
[00:00] Well done Josh!
[00:00] <+thejburger> i can add voice acting
[00:00] <+thejburger> and commentary
[00:00] <+thejburger> special edition
[00:00] and boobies
[00:00] <@bicilotti> FUCK YEAH
[00:00] the xmas edition
[00:00] and lesbians
[00:00] do it!
[00:00] Gemini Rue: Lesbian Edition
[00:00] GR should win EVERY year!!
[00:00] Gemini Cruebed
[00:00] boobies!

[00:00] <@bicilotti> eheh I want to publicy apologise for my crappy ISP
[00:01] <@bicilotti> and personally thanks to all of the announcers
[00:01] <@bicilotti> you did a great job this year!
[00:01] <@bicilotti> you rock!
[00:01] <@bicilotti> <3

[00:01] hooray for everyone!
[00:01] *applauds*
[00:01] hooray for everyone!
[00:01] Hooray!
[00:01] YAY
[00:01] I prefered boryokudan
[00:01] GREAT JOB EVERYONE!!!!!!
[00:01] YAY
[00:01] yay
[00:01] thanks!!!
[00:01] yay
[00:01] :D
[00:01] We did it!
[00:01] well done for typing a few words everyone, you are amazing
[00:01] Well done!
[00:01] YEah
[00:01] <@bicilotti> NOW LET'S GET NAKED
[00:01] The world is safe!
[00:01] well done guys. this was great
[00:01] w00t!
[00:01] WHOO!
[00:01] Is that the end?
[00:01] let's all be max!
[00:01] This was fun :)
[00:01] It is only the beginning
[00:01] I paid my due....
[00:01] Finally...a game where EVERYBODY wins!
[00:01] Cheers to all involved. Congratulatins, winners!
[00:02] Time after time
[00:02] now PARTY!
[00:02] So what happened to Dualnames? Find out next time!
[00:02] Drinks on jburger, then?
[00:02] <+thejburger> haha
[00:02] lol pcj
[00:02] where is the after show party?
[00:02] yay
[00:02] cliffhangers ftw
[00:02] all in one piece
[00:02] Where's Dual ??
[00:02] Everyone get your fingers warmed up to vote or Incinerations!
[00:02] #party
[00:02] ._.
[00:02] That was just the test awards. Come back in a few minutes for the REAL awards!
[00:02] yes bici
[00:02] Celebrate good times COME ON!
[00:02] whats the official word on james ;)
[00:02] hahaha LF
[00:02] *dances*
[00:02] roll in the disco balls
[00:02] are there more boobs in the real awards
[00:02] I like the view
[00:02] And once again, another AGS Awards ends in tears for me ;-)
[00:02] * LUniqueDan moonwalks
[00:02] Poor Dualnames. He did such a good job too :(
[00:02] ah it has been a long night
[00:02] cab I have one more applause for duals?
[00:02] for making this client possible also this year
[00:02] I shal soon depart
[00:02] the last one to be max loses
[00:02] <@bicilotti> dunno mark, he was pretty pissed off
[00:03] * Bulbapuck rolls around on floor attempting breakdance
[00:03] yar duals
[00:03] clap dual
[00:03] well done <3
[00:03] <@bicilotti> Stee, sorry :(
[00:03] yay duals
[00:03] i play barn runner 1 -5 soon, promised
[00:03] he did a good job creating mibbit.com
[00:03] Go duals!
[00:03] One Dual a day keep the doctor away
[00:03] Can we get a Star Wars ghost of Duals on stage?
[00:03] thanks, Embla =)
[00:03] And another years concludes with me not making ANYTHING :(
[00:03] DUALS DUALS DAULS DAULS!
[00:03] * Miip pats IamTEHsnake
[00:03] Yay a Max Dance
[00:03] hooray for DualJames
[00:03] i am working on a game RIGHT NOW
[00:03] <@bicilotti> GET NAKED I SAID
[00:03] JimOfLegend
[00:03] Max is already naked
[00:03] * LimpingFish gets naked
[00:04] Now we can go eat some ice cream!
[00:04] I'm starting my next game Jemini Roo tonight!
[00:04] Where';s the NAKED button BICI??
[00:04] * @bicilotti dances with LimpingFish
[00:04] and also Bici for being a terrific host!
[00:04] eeewww :p
[00:04] Whoo!
[00:04] BICI BICI BICI
[00:04] yes
[00:04] w00t
[00:04] <@bicilotti> *terrible
[00:04] yay
[00:04] I want to say thank you to bicilotti for organising the awards again this year
[00:04] BICI
[00:04] BICI
[00:04] yyay
[00:04] well done bici, you did well, apart from the whole, not being here for best game of 2011 thing :p
[00:04] clapclapclap
[00:04] claps
[00:04] BICIFULLY
[00:04] hooray for bici
[00:04] yeah thank bici
[00:04] yay
[00:04] Thanks bici
[00:04] Yay for Bici!
[00:04] :)
[00:04] yay
[00:04] <@bicilotti> I want to thank you all
[00:04] yay
[00:04] yay
[00:04] <@bicilotti> THE AWARDS ARE THE PEOPLE
[00:04] great job bici!
[00:04] way to to bitchy
[00:04] soo nice..
[00:04] Can we get everybody on stage now?
[00:04] i though soylent green
[00:04] Yay us! \o/
[00:04] <@bicilotti> NOW LET'S RIOT